Class 3-E. The worst class in Kunigigaoka Junior High School has been assigned to kill a threat to the world.
"I'm gonna crush them"
That's what he said, and that's what will happen.
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I read the newspaper out loud.
Me: An underwear thief specializing in targetting large-breasted women. The culprit is a large man with yellow head. "Nurufufufu..." He laughs, leaves behind a mysterious goo at the scene of the crime. This is totally you, sensei.
Koro-sensei read the newspaper with disbelief face.
Mimura: Honestly, I'm disappointed.
Okano: How could you do this?
Koro-sensei: P-Please wait a minute! Sensei doesn't know anything about this!!
Hayami: Then, what's your alibi?
Koro-sensei: Alibi?
Sara: Late last night, when this incident occured, where were you and what were you doing?
Koro-sensei: Well, I was shaking around some french fries while moving up and down between the heights of 10,000m to 30,000m.
Almost everyone: Who the hell can confirm that?!
Yoshida: There's no point in having an alibi in the first place.
Hazama: No matter where he is, he can return to the town in an instant.
Isogai: Hold on, guys! We can't just accuse him like that! It's true that Koro-sensei has a lot of little worldly desires. But if you think about all the things he's done until now, the worst he's done is... Picking up and reading porn magazines, and being bribed by photos of girls in swimsuit, and... Staring at gravure magazines during break like he's lost it, and... "Hand bras won't do. Please let me give you a tentacle bra." He'll write out as requests on postcards, and...
He couldn't continue.
Isogai:... Sensei, please tell us the truth.
Koro-sensei: Not you too, Isogai-kun!
He then opened the door.
Koro-sensei: Sensei is innocent. The nerve!! Alright, everyone come to sensei's desk in the preparation room. In order to prove the strength of sensei's mind, I will throw away all the gravure magazines in the desk this instant!!
We just followed him into the preparation room.
Koro-sensei: Look!! I will remove all the contents of my desk... And...
