Max stares at the ceiling. The air is quiet and faint, and the sun, casting through his window blinds. Max has 20 missed calls on his phone, and his room is a mess. Suddenly, Maxes alarm begins to ring, but Max instead rolls around in his blanket, falling asleep.
"Hey dumbass! Wake up!", a tall girl shouts close to his ear. Max is startled upon hearing this, and falls off his bed.
"Why are you yelling Asshole! Max brandishes his middle finger. "Teehee" The tall girl cannot contain her laughter and falls to the ground.
"What?" Max crosses his arms. "I know I'm ugly you don't have to laugh at me-" Max looks downward. "No-no- i know your ugly but- it's just that your 2 hours late to school. Your such a dumbass!"
The tall girl laughs again, but suddenly looks disappointed. "You baka." She shakes her head. "You need to wake up on time or you'll be too tired to do anything."
"Oh SHIT" Max springs up his bed running right through the tall girl- "OW that hurt!" the tall girl holds onto her arm. "Just kidding-" the tall girl laughs again- Max ignores her.
"You are so stupid and your such a bitch- everyone in class is going to make fun of you" she wipes away tears, and laughs even more.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP TALL GIRL- IM SO FUCKING LATE!!" Max grabs his backpack and runs to his car.
Max drives away in a hurry. Tall girl watches him from afar.
"That Baka needs to apply himself more" the tall girl begins crying. "I worry for you, you dumb bitch" she says softly, and her eyes begin to water. She wipes her tears and laughs "Classic idiot Max"
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Bad Idea!
HumorMax finds out his new therapist isn't all who she seems to be, uncovering a disturbing truth. Meanwhile, Max and his Ghostly Tall friend do immature antics.