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Oh my gosh where am I????? Max looks around in fear, finding himself strapped to a chair in a dark room.

HELP!!!! Max begins to shake in the chair
" TALL GIRLL!! HELP MEEE"

The room echoes,

the only sound being water dripping down from the ceiling,

slowly...

Drip




Drop





Drip



Drop



"SHUT the FUCK up you STUPID
WATER D R O P S!! I'm trying to think!!! Max yells.

Max uses all his strength to leave the chair, but he fails.


........ welp, it seems this is the end...


"Hehehehee..." - suddenly a wierd ass voice echoes in the room

"What in the ball sack?!!!!! Who just laughed????" Max shakes in his chair, and nearly shits himself



" I am here for your balls" the creepy voice says


"You can't have them!" Max says with a look of disgust



"But- I have you tied up to the chair---- it doesn't matter what you say-" the creepy voice says confused




"NO! You can't have them, they're so tiny you can't even get them unless you went to the subatomic level HAH!" Max laughs




"The creepy voice emerges from the shadows, revealing themself to be a tall boy,



The tall boy plops down on his knees and cries"

I JUST WANTED SOME BALLS!!!!!

I WENT THROUGH ALL THE TROUBLE OF FAKING TO BE A THERAPIST,

JUST TO END UP KIDNAPPING A PERSON WITH A TINY BALLSACK 😭 the tall boy continues to scream at the air

"Wait why do you even want balls anyway?" Max says confused

"It's because, I too have small balls....,
and I wanted to replace mine so I can finally be normal-" The tall boy says with a tear falling from his eye

Max musters up all his strength and breaks free from the chair

"EEK! " Tall boy says scared

But suddenly Max hugs tall boy

I know how you feel. Max says.

The tall boys eyes sparkle.

Max thinks, rubbing his chin

"I have a bad idea-

what if we both find someone else's balls to replace ours with....together."

"I-- I would love that. "Tall boy smiles back.




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