Avengers Imagines and Prefrences!! XD

Avengers Addiction ~Part 2

Phil: Okay Avengers. Lets talk about your pasts and see if any of you have any advice for another.

Tony: Blah blah blah, car crash, parents dead, awesome industry, and hot girlfriend. *winks at Pepper*

Pepper: *gets back to her work* Whatever, Tony.

Steve: Ummm, lets see..... I was stationed in Camp—

Bucky: He was wimpy, then serum came and turned him into Captain Patriotic and Ta-Da! He's the shit now. The End. *crosses arms over chest*

Steve: *looks at Bucky then nods* Yeah. BUT I wasnt WIMPY..... *points threating finger at Bucky*

Bucky: *rolls eyes laughing* Yeah, you were.

Bruce: Im not saying a thing.

Tony: Awww Greenie's insecure... *laughs*

Bruce: *glares at Tony* Yes, I am. Im very insecure.

Natasha: Your all insecure if you ask me... *leans on Clint's chair*

Clint: Yeah! *smiles proudly then realizes that also meant him* Hey!

Natasha: *laughs*

Thor: *laughs loudly* Loki is the one with the "back-story" of the century... *laughs again*

Loki: *glares at Thor* No.

Phil: C'mon Loki! Just tell us whats up....

Loki: I'll tell you whats up your ass if thats what you mean. *makes a sass face*

Phil: Not what I meant.... *facepalms*

Bruce: *laughs*

Loki: *looks at Bruce* I can disentigrate you, mortal...

Bruce: Ummm Loki? Calling people "mortals" doesn't really hurt our feelings...

Tony: *chuckles* Yeah, try Asshole or Gay....

Clint: I think Steve is.... yanno.... G.A.Y....

Steve: IM NOT GAY!

Bucky: Hope so....

Steve: *sighs in frustration* Not gay...

Tony: Then how come you dont have a girlfriend, Cap? Or do you have a secret crush? *smirks*

Steve: One, because Im not intrested in anyone....

Peggy: *sighs sadly*

Steve: And two, NO I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH, thank you very much.....*seems proud of himself*

Phil: *sighs* We're getting nowhere. See you guys tomarrow. Session dismissed.

Steve: Avengers, you heard the man, Disassemble. *leaves with Bucky*

Everyone: *leaves Phil*