Avengers Addiction Take Ummm...#Number?

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Phil: Alright, Avengers. Welcome back... *sits on tip of desk*

Clint: *sighs* I hate school...

Steve: School? What? *is totally confused as usual*

Bucky: *stands behind Steve's chair like a demon staring down his prey*

Natasha: *comes in late* Hey Phil. I miss anything? *sits inbetween Thor and Sam*

Phil: No, Natasha. We were just getting started.

Steve: Oh...*finally understands the school refrence Clint made earlier*

Phil: Okay. Today we are going to talk about our feelings...*smiles warmly*

Tony: But every guy knows the 3 dos...

Steve: Deny your feelings.. *nods in agreement*

Bucky: Act like you have awnsers.. *crosses arms*

Phil: *sighs* And do some man shit right now..I know I know...

Tony: Good...*smirks leaning back in his chair* Carry on..

Phil: Well, what do you guys wanna do? *finally joins em*

Steve&Bucky: Sprint around times square! *looks at each other awkwardly*

Clint: Bird watching! Bird watching! *kid in a candy store thing going on*

Natasha: *rolls her eyes* 

Bruce: Ummm science? *shrugs* 

Tony: Im with Banner... *nods*

Sam: No sprinting. Last time I ran, Steve kept popping up on my left..I dont need to be tag teamed now that Bucky's here...*glares at Buck and Spangly*

Thor: *looks at Loki* What doth desire to do this evening, dear brother?

Loki: *leans back in his chair* Destroy the Earth...Can we please, it is getting boring around here..

Phil: *sighs, facepalming* No Loki. We are NOT going to destroy the earth we LIVE on.

Loki: Fine, have it your way... *mumbles under his breath* Drama Queen...

Phil: I heard that! *glares at Loki*

Sam: The real drama queen here is Bucky...

Bucky: What? How? *tilts his head confused*

Sam: Your always ripping off your mask during training going "How long do I have to wear this?!" every single time... *does a diva voice while saying that*

Bucky: Do not... *pouts*

Steve: He's kinda right, Buck. You can be a major diva at times... *looks behind him at Bucky*

Bucky: *sighs* Oh my gosh, I am not a DIVA! *storms out the room*

Clint: *yells* DIVA!

Steve: Told you so... *Gestures to the door*

Sam: True.. *nods in agreement with Steve*

Phil: We are, once again, getting no where with these sessions...Yanno what? Avengers disassemble, I quit. *leaves the room*

Steve: *shrugs* I think that went pretty well actually... *stands*

Tony: Oh well... *leaves*

Steve: Avengers...

Everyone Else: *sighs annoied* Disassemble! *leaves without Steve*

Steve: Hey! Thats my line! *runs after everyone*

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