Oh hey it's me again. The book. Yknow, the one from that last part? Turns out i have a mental disease, but I don't know what kind. It's when I—
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It's not that common for me to get them anymore, but they still happen. But hey, you want a story? You'll get one.
As I was walking down the.. cement things you humans walk on.. uhh.. sidewalks! Yeah, sidewalks. And I spotted a fuzzy white rabbit with spotless fur, and I ignored it. It was following around so I guess I just kept it. Not many stores have a "NO RABBIT" policy, so I just brought them in with me.
Okay so I feel like we need ROMANCE in this. Just a cute little couple maybe, or I could make them have....................................................wait am I allowed to be owned my children? Hmm lemme seeeee.. oh I am. So maybe let's not have that part.. so back onto the story.. I guess
Then, someone caught my eye. They looked.. beautiful. A nice soft gaze, chocolate brown hair, and their beauty just amused me. But I d—
Okay I'm getting bored. How about I strike up a real convo with you?
Soo did you eat anything?
Huh?
Sorry I can't hear you.
Say that again?
HUH??
YOU DATED CHRIS BROWN???
WHAT!????????
Okay never mind I can't hear you.
Ughhh being a book is SOOOOO boring.. if only I could just.. be a bit human atleast like you.. do you like your skin because I could use some atleast. Oh well ://.. I guess I'll never be like youuu... walking and talking... well I can talk but-
OOOO I CAN SINGGGGGG OooOooooOOooOooOoOo THAT DOOR OF YOURS LOOKS FIREEEE THERES A FIREEEeeeEEE IN YOU kITCHENNNnnnNNN CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMEEEeeEENT
Yeah so. Uhmmmm ya got games anywhere? Or a magazines? They're kinda hot.. or the soft ones? Oooooh YES. do NOT judge me. I—
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Oh and I like your eyes also, really pretty.
Since my ears are jacked up or.. nonexistent.. uhh.. actually never mind I don't know what to say. Well that's all for what I'm gonna say now, my spines getting tired, so I'll end it now. Bye, and have a GREAT life.
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anyways hope you don't do cannibalism. Farewell my friend now.
