Five Nights at Fazbutt's

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Ghost: Billy!! Where you put my pants!!! Boy, I gonna whoop yo' ass!!

Billy: But they taste like rainbowzez... ;-;

Ghost: (Teleports in Billy's face) DUNT YU THINK I KNOW THAT BOY!! NOW I'M GOING TO GET A NEE JOB!!!

Billy: A new spot opened in Freddy Fazbutt's pizzaria...

Ghost: You mean with all the creepy robots...?? That sounds.... PERFECT FOR A GUY LIKE MEH!! :D

(Le Time Skip)

Ghost: Ok. Got meh troosty bat... Let's do this...

*1:00am*

He twiddled with his thumbs then out of boredom turned of the fan, he waited, the percentage didn't change...

Ghosts: Oh-Ho very sneaky these lads....

Bonnie: (pops up.) Ghost: (hits him with the bat in the face... )
Bonnie: Owie!! I just wanted to give you a welcome cookie... ;-;

Ghost: (Hits Bonnie in face repeatedly....) BAD SKUNK!! Baaaaadddddd!!!! (Kicks in crotch)

Bonnie: I'm not a skunk I'm a bunny rabbit...

Ghost: (Hit's again) I said BAD!! Kneel before me vermin... For I am your king... (Grins) Me thinks I had an idea...

Bonnie: *Gulps* Ohhhh boy...

The End??

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