Part one: They see me rollin'

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Kars was putting on his goofy ahh earrings and purple eyeshadow, when Santana said:
 "h u n g r y." So then, Kars made it his mission to go to McDonalds and obtain the golden happy meal before that scum Joseph Joestar. 

"Men, we must go, our pet wants food." Kars announced. "B-b-b-b--b-b-b-b--b-b... b-b-but l-l-lord Kars-s-s..." Esidsi hesitated. "What do you want pennywis- I mean pennywise- I mean pennywise- I mean Esidsi?" Esidsi twined his goofy ahh white clown hair around his finger. "I_i-i-i- I havent finished watching my Pppp-P Peppa pig episode..." Kars flicked his hair like a bad bish "Idc lmfao get ready in 10 minutes or Santana will be put down." 

Kars put on his Gucci shades and his epic loin cloth and was chewing some gum, with his crush Esidsi beside him, and friend Whammu, who had Santana on a leash on all fours. "Alright hoes. Let's go" Kars Smiled, as they climbed into the Kar's cool car.


 Let's go" Kars Smiled, as they climbed into the Kar's cool car

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