"How did this... happen?" I question the man sitting next to me on the couch.
"I don't know, it was here when I walked in." Tim tells me motioning to the baby on the table.
"What are we doing with it?" I ask him poking the baby's cheek.
"I mean, we could always drop it off at the park?"
"Tim! Abortions are illegal now, we can't just abort a baby!" I reply nervously.
"Oh, you're right... um, ok." Tim says awkwardly looking down to the fetus on the coffee table, likely thinking about the consequences.
"WAAAAAAAH"
"We're aborting it."
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Coparenting
HumorJay seems to be attracting all sorts of weird things towards him. Creatures in the woods? Check. Crazy friends? Check. A baby? Guess so. -------- Marble Hornets doesn't belong to me, or any pictures. This one is weirder than the last so buckle up l...