A Summer To Remember

Chapter 6:This means WAR

*Avery's POV*

I woke up to whispers and something wet, warm, and slimy on my cheek and something cold on the other. I opened my eyes and saw Nash inches away from my face with his tongue sticking out. When he saw I was awake he got wide-eyed and slowly put his tongue back in his mouth.

"What the hellll??" I asked looking around at the wide-eyed people staring at me from across the room. I touched my other cheek and and saw whipped cream on my fingers. I licked it and sat up.

"Where's the bottle?" I asked looking around. Matt stuck out his hand that had the whipped cream bottle in it. I took it and sprayed it in my mouth and got up. Their eyes just got bigger to the point I thought they would pop out if you so much as breath in their direction. I walked past them all and went into the bathroom to wash my face. After that I went back into my room to find them all lounging around. 

"I need to get dressed." I announced and no one moved. "That means get out" I said and they all went 'Ooh' and left in a line. 

I rolled my eyes and took out some clothes. I decided it was hot enough to wear pink high waisted shorts and a white muscle T that says 'God created whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world'. I took a quick shower before getting dressed.

 When I walked downstairs I saw Jessie and Matt in a corner. Jessie had her head under Matt's sweater and his head was looking down through the head hole. It was cute and disturbing at the same time. I decided to go and eavesdrop on their conversation. I walked up behind Matt and sat behind their sofa, resting my back on the back of the sofa.

 "I don't think that a ferret would turn into a hairless cat if you set it on fire. I think it would die" Jessie giggled.

"But if you put it out before it dies then maybe it would." Matt argued.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW STUPID YOUR CONVERSATIONS ARE!?!" I screamed from behind Matt's head, causing them to jump and fall on the floor. Matt's sweater somehow went down to Jessie's waist, her hand on his chest and her head came out of the surprisingly large head hole, all the while still having Matt on top of her. They were staring into each others eyes while slowly leaning in. 

I put my hand in between their faces as they were about to kiss, causing them to kiss my hand simultaneously.

"Ew, gross! I have cooties!" I said stressing the word 'cooties'. I turned around and saw Nash just sitting on the floor across from us with a amused smile, watching this whole scene go down and doing nothing about it.

"What are you looking at" I asked him, rather annoyed that he didn't bother helping.

"Nothing. Please, do continue." He said pointing behind me, then suddenly his face changed from smug bastard to disturbed bastard. I looked behind me and saw a very scary sight. 

I saw a fat dude...wearing a thong! Okay I'm joking...this is way scarier. 

I saw Matt and my best friend, eating each others faces. I turned back to Nash and crawled over to him. I quickly rubbed my cootie infected hand on his bare arm and ran away yelling, 

"NASH HAS COOTIES!! NASH HAS COOTIES!!" I ran as fast as I could to the backyard and jumped over a lounging Carter and Jack J. I looked back and saw Nash running through the glass door. Fortunately for me I closed the door. Unfortunately for him, well, he crashed into it. I stopped running and starred at his limp starfish form lying on the kitchen floor. 

Slowly I tiptoed back and opened the door. I plopped down next to him and sat crossed legged. 

"When you get up your not gonna hurt me...right? Just in case we should shake on it." I stuck my hand out and he didn't move an inch "So are you just gonna lay there or shake my hand?  Well are you gonna ignore me too?! Rude! Just because I knocked you unconscious and gave you Messie/Jatt cooties, doesn't give you the right to ign- Oh forget it. I'll just poke you awake." I said as I poked his mouth.

"And cut" Matt called out from behind me. 

I turned around and saw him still filming me. "I thought you said cut?" 

"I did, but that was to make you turn around-" He was cut off by a moan coming from Nash.

"Shit! He's gonna wake up and kill me!!.....Let's see if his eyes work!" 

"No thanks. I'm gonna go post this to Youtube. I swear your the quirkiest girl I ever met."

"I prefer the word demented. Has a nice ring to it doesn't it. De-men-ted. Yeah I like it." I said smiling.

"You are a very strange soul Avery Green."

"Whatever." I said as I poked Nash's eye. He, really quickly, grabbed me, got up and ran away. All while I was screaming 'Bloody Murder'. As he was running I noticed everyone left.

"WAIT! STOP!" I screamed.

"What?"

"Where is everyone?" I asked.

"Don't know, don't care. I'm gonna get my revenge and that's final." 

"Whatever." 

He walked up to the small closet in the kitchen and pushed me in, but if he thought I wouldn't drag him into my punishment then he's got another thing coming, so when he let go I pulled him in with me. But the door locked behind him. "Great now we're stuck!" I yelled. 

My chest was pressed up against his because the closet was so small. I looked up and saw Nash trying to get his phone from his back pocket. Key word here, trying.

Just peachy! I'm stuck in a tight closet with this idiot for who knows how long.

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I know I didn't update for a long time.....like months, but I figured no one would notice cuz no one reads this=)  Oh and I changed it from summer vacation to spring break. M'kay bye=)