Chapter 34

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Lauren's POV

                "I say we give them five minutes and if they aren't done making out then we... we..." I paused not knowing what to say.

                "We what?" Ogge cocked an eyebrow.

                "I say," Felix interjected, "that we form a circle and then dance in a circle around them like a Native American ritual dance!"

                "YES!" Ogge screamed giving Felix a high five. The loud smacking of skin and Ogge' scream had drawn the couple apart, giving the three of us no time to put our plan to work.

  All four boys had arrived at our house on account of planning outfits for their trip. My mom had led Oscar and Omar down to the dungeon. That's what I called the giant room that held all their clothes. My mom didn't make all of their clothes, though she did make some. What she did make was formed in the dungeon. Mostly, the dungeon was for storing outfits, both new and old. There were also five mannequins which scared the crap out of me.

             "I'm so bored," Felix complained as he slumped against the sofa.

              Seconds later, the wind was knocked out of me as OG body slammed me.

                I moaned in pain. "OGGE!" I screamed in-between gasps, desperate to get my breathing back to normal. I rolled over on my back pushing him off of me. He snickered as he lifted my legs up, sliding underneath them, and putting them back down on his lap.

                "Sorry, Lau-wren," he wiggled his nose as he dew out my name. "Are you ok?"

                I smacked his hand that was reaching to comfort me.

                "Don't.... do..... that..... again!"

                When my breathing finally got back to normal, Felix sparked a conversation. "I'm still bored."

                "Thank you Felix. Do you have any ideas on how to fix that?" I asked him.

                "I do!" Ogge bellowed.

                I smacked my face with my hand, "This should be good."

                "Let's go drive backwards through a drive through and order something that's not on the menu... IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE!"

                In between gasps of laughter Felix managed to ask OG if he knew how to speak another language.

                "I can speak France... Wait no!" His mistake made Felix and my sobs of laughter increase. Soon OG' laugh joined the chorus.

                When the laughter died down, the insane conversations remained.

                "Did you know that George W Bush was a cheerleader?" OG questioned Felix and I.

                I chocked on air, "The former American president?"

                "Yep," he smiled at himself proud of his knowledge.

                "Did you know that cats have 32 muscles in each ear?" Felix winked.

                "You and cats...." I shook my head.

                OG changed the subject, "Did you know that the majority of lipsticks contain fish scales?"

                "That is so nasty," I pressed my hands to my lips. "I am never using lipstick again!"

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