skit 5: thunder science co has its flaws, but this is one of the most berating..

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Colin stumbled around the room, hoping for someone to get him out of the lab, but to no avail. Dr. K laughs and says, "You're stupid and ugly, loser! LMAO!!"

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Colin: shut the fuck up. that's why you died alone, you motherfucking excuse for a damn ass doctor! i mean, do you even know how much pain i had to fucking get to your damn office? no, it seems like you don't, so you better keep your petty ass to yourself, because ain't nobody in here to fucking save you from being the damn victim!

Dr. K: i-

Colin: and that's not even the worst part! you decide to kidnap me and cryogenically freeze me for YEARS ON END! now i'm stuck here, living with your own sorry ass for being a huge bitch! and the worst part is, is that you don't have any common sense either, so why would i get transfurred for your goofy ass self if you don't know how to fucking ask properly, you ragged ass son of a bitch?!

Dr. K: *crying*

Colin: yeah, go ahead. cry. because nobody cares about your shit. not me, not Puro, not even yourself! so... go ahead and shut the fuck up, and cry about it because you're doing shit half-assed to save your ass from any consequences. well, you're dead fucking wrong if i'm letting that shit slide. your damn ass self tried transfurring me more times than your brain can fucking handle, because you're not that smart. you're dumb, just like your own damn family! oh wait, that's right, you don't have any. and who's fault was that? take a guess. *pauses for a moment* nevermind, i'll answer it for you. it's your fault. it's your damn fault that you did this shit to me and i'm fucking done with it. i hope you step on a Lego brick so that way you get sent to Ohio.

Dr. K: what- why are you so mean? *crying*

Colin: shut the fuck up.

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