Daily Lives Of Homestuck Boys

Chapter 1: Corner stores and shit

KARKAT'S POV

I thought it would be easy to move on from the break up with Terezi. She's been fucking cheating on me with that fish boy bastard. "Fucking Eridan," I said aloud as I sat alone in my room on my computer. I sighed and got up from my chair. Might as well get something to eat.
Suddenly, I hear weird sounds coming from the kitchen. I grab my sickle and cautiously walk towards the kitchen. "WHOEVER YOU ARE YOU BETTER FUCK OFF AND GET OUT MY HOUSE!" I Screamed. A figure looked up at me in the darkness. "Woah Karkrab calm down." It said. I shook my head in frustration. Its just Strider. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE STRIDER?"

"Im looking for apple juice. Problem?"

"YES I HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM! GO TO YOUR OWN HOUSE AND DRINK YOUR OWN DAMN APPLE JUICE."

"I ran out "

"WELL THEN GO TELL DIRK TO BUY SOME MORE FOR YOUR ADDICTED ASS."

"Bro's out working or something."
I sigh and look at him. "If I buy you some fucking apple juice will you go the fuck home?"

Dave looked away in the distance. "K"

DAVE'S POV

I grinned. Hell yeah free apple juice. Even better its Karkat who's buying it. Ive always kinda liked that guy. He's such an ass its hard not to be sort of attracted to him.

I followed him down the street. "Yo so how are doing and stuff" I said at an attempt to make conversation. Not cool Dave. You're the cool kid. Remember that. I don't know why I'm so nervous anyways. "Im fine ASSHOLE. Thanks for asking. " Karkat replied. "So you and Terezi are through right?" "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING STRIDER? YOU GOT THE HOTS FOR HER NOW?"

"Woah dude just asking, " We enter the corner store and go to where the drinks are.

I smiled to myself. Today was gonna be a good day. Bro promised that when he gets back we can hang out and stuff. He's even bringing me apple pie. Karkat caught on my mood. "Someone's enjoying themselves this evening, " He said with a half smile.

~Time skip~

We got back to the house to the most horrible sight. Bro and Jake were already home and starting to fool around. "BRO YOU PROMISED! !!" I threw my bottle of apple juice at him. It missed him and crashed to the floor. "Geez kid I'm sorry. Things came up. Mabye tomorrow ok?" He tried to justify. "THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS SAY! ADMIT IT JAKE IS TAKING MY PLACE!" I screamed, realizing for a moment I sound like Karkat. What the hell? I never act like this. I need to get a grip and act cool.

"Dave, you know its not like that." He said. I didn't want to hear it though. I grabbed Karkat's arm and ran out the door. Fuck him. FUCK Jake. Fuck everyone. "HEY FUCKASS LET GO OF ME!" Karkat screamed in frustration. "Calm down dave you can stay at my place,"
I just nodded. "K" I said as I followed him to his house.

DIRK'S POV
I sighed. Ive really done it this time. "Don't worry. He will get over it." Jake assured me. "Just focus on me" He kissed me passionately as he pulled me towards the couch. I melted into his kiss as I laid back on the soft couch grinding my hips against him. Jake let out soft moans of pleasure. "Mmmm Dirk I need you," I started to strip him down aggressively. I needed him now. "Someone is excited, " He moaned in that sexy accent. I smirked at him and started to kiss down his neck, tasting his tender skin with my tongue. "A-ah..Dirk.." He moaned in my ear.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         

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