John's POV
I checked my lunchbox to see if anything was damaged. I frowned as I sat down next to Jade. "Aw, man everything is smashed...." I slumped down in my seat. Great, how can this day get any more sucky?" Roxy patted my shoulder from the seat behind me. "Don't worry kiddo, i'll buy you lunch," She said, taking a drink from a flask. We all stared at her. Dave broke the silence. "Uh, Roxy? What are you doing here and why are you drinking out of a flask again?" Roxy gave a drunk smile and put her fingers on her lips. "Shh, Mama is just havin' a little medicine," She walked backwards into the back of the bus and passed out. We all laughed for a minute, except for Rose, who was silent.
The bus finally pulled up to the school. Sburb High. I remembered we were supposed to be getting a new homeroom teacher. Principal Harambe excitedly roamed the hallways. Oh, cheese and crackers He's planning something lame... Karkat walked up to me. "SUP, BITCH". "Yo! I hear we're getting a new teacher. Any ideas on who it might be?" Karkat shrugged."Who the fuck even cares?"
A black man with sunglasses wearing a mermaid costume walked in. Everyone's jaw dropped. It was legendary american rapper Kanye West. But upon entering, the world ended because kanye denied the holocaust or something. The End.
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Daily Lives Of Homestuck Boys
FanficWARNING! SEXUAL CONTENT! sup fellow trash. so this is like my first fanfiction ever. so sorry if it sucks. like uh yeah description time This is basically the gayest high school humanstuck fanfiction ever. Did I mention there was a lot of gay? Who...
