Creek One Shots (Tweek x Craig)

Seven - Trials and Tribulations of This Town

In this story, it takes place in Season 19 Episode 6 'Tweek x Craig' in South Park.

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POV Craig

The whole school is sitting in the auditorium right now. Everyone is talking loudly over one another. I'm sitting next to Tolkien on my left and Kyle on my right, and I'm talking to them as well as some of the other kids in my grade.

"All right everyone, listen up." PC principal says, and everyone's conversations trickle out and stop.

"Today we're going to be showing you some art from our Asian-American students and," He breaks his sentence to yell, "DAMN IT LESLIE SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIE HOLE!" Leslie looks around confused. He continues, "Presented by our student-body president, Wendy Testaburger."

Wendy is in my grade, we have always known each other but we were never really close friends. 

Wendy starts to explain the definition of whatever yaoi is, but I'm not paying attention because I really just don't care.

Then, something catches my ear.

"Like in Lisa Akimoto's piece, Tweek and Craig: Forbidden Love." Wendy says, loud and clear to the whole school. What? Why did she just say my name?

Just as I was about to say something, I look up and see the art piece made by one of the students right in front of me. It's an image of me and Tweek Tweak kissing. Everyone in the audience, specifically the girls in our grade, made an 'AWE' sound.

"What?!" I hear Tweek's voice peep. He sounds just as confused as I am.

"Kelly Zhou goes a bit more whimsical with Craig and Tweek Moonlight Dance." Wendy says. All the girls start shouting in awe and adoration again. All the boys look around confused and seem conflicted on how to feel. It's an image of me holding Tweek seductively and him being tied up in some weird bow, like for a christmas present.

"Dude, what the fuck?" I ask, angrily and stern. Right after, Wendycontinues to talk, disregarding both me and Tweek's commentary,

Before showing the next image, she explains the difference between a 'top' and 'bottom'.  The following image is of me "dominating" Tweek, I feel like I could vomit. Why would anyone draw this?

"But yaoi can branch out to other things as well." Wendy say. Oh no. How could it get any worse?

"Uh-oh" Cartman says. Uh-oh is right. She flips to the last image and its of me on top of Tweek, while he is practically naked?! WHAT THE HELL???

*after the presentation*

I approach the group of asian girls sitting on the steps, stomping with rage towards their way.

"Uh, excuse me." I say in a serious tone, "Why are you doing this?" I raise my voice at them. None of them give me a real answer, and start to talk to each other in Korean and continue their drawings. Tweek walks over to us rapidly.

"What is going on? huh?" He asks, twitching and ticking before finishing his sentence, "Me and him aren't together!" Tweek says, "Why is this happening?" He screams and grabs on his own hair, nearly pulling it out. I look at him with a bewildered but worried face.

None of the girls answer him.

"Everyone thinks I'm gay! What if my parents find out?" He asks with obvious anxiety in his voice. He grips at his shirt thats buttoned wrong, and tics more.

I hadn't even thought about that. What do I do if my parents find out? I'm so screwed.

Just then, we get called to PC principal's office. Great. The two of us walk there in silence, ashamed of these new rumors about us.