"Dude it hasn't been THAT long!"
"Yeah cant you just... hold it?"
"IF I COULD TRUST ME, I WOULD."
So yeah. Daesu had to use the bathroom. What an amazing night im having.
"What if we made a makeshift toilet thingy?" Cheongsan reasoned.
"If we do that im using it first!" I called out.
They all looked at me weirdly...
"A girls gotta pee.. what did you expect!" i responded to that look. Then they started laughing!
"This is no laughing matter guys. We are in a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AND I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING PISS." I screamed.
"Okay, well let's just see what we can do for now? Is that okay y/n?" Namra asked.
"I mean if i don't piss myself before then, i'm fine. But if i piss myself. I will NEVER forgive you all," I said.
"Shut the fuck up y/n. We have bigger problems,"Jimin said. Pretty rudely if i may add.
"Well fuck you Jimin," I replied.
She just WALKED AWAY? The audacity...
-Timeskip-
I took out a cookie from my bag and broke it in half. Everyone looked at me like hungry lions. Holy shit... maybe they're having hallucinations!
"Well are you gonna share?" daesu asked.
I didn't plan on it but... the cookie is the size of my face so whatever.
"Fucking duh, idiot," I said. I don't know if he could tell i was lying or not, but i broke a piece of the half cookie off.
"And for us?" Onjo asked.
"uhhhhhh... about that..... May i interest you in a chocolate chip?" I said nervously.
"Dude, that cookie is huge. Share it with the rest of us!" suhyeok said, inching closer to my cookie.
"Hasn't your body hit ketosis or something yet?" I asked.
"Y/n, can you come to the other side of the room quickly." Jimin asked me.
I literally seen her mouth "save some for me," but i went anyways.
"what do you want?" i asked rudely.
"I was trying to be nice... fuck you!" she yelled.
"K when?" I replied smugly.
She literally speed walked away on me. AGAIN!
And i'm gonna end it here for today :p I hope you enjoy this chapter! Love you all
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Fanfic"ᴴᵒʷ ˡᵒⁿᵍ ⁱˢ ᶠᵒʳᵉᵛᵉʳ?" "ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗⁱᵐᵉˢ, ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵒⁿᵉ ˢᵉᶜᵒⁿᵈ." 𝘈 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘥 This book doesn't fully follow the plot. Some people will be ooc. This is various x reader so everyone will get time with y/n!
