WIFI - S . ITOSHI

- pb n j

DIRECT MESSAGING ( ✓ )
#000/000/000
8:32PM

Y/N
wtf is a pb and j

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Are you actually fucking stupid?

Y/N
no i'm actually wondering ..

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Y/n wtf

Y/N
oh wait.. ☠️

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Have you finally gained a brain cell?

Y/N
peanut butter and
jelly sandwich

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
How did you not know that.

Y/N
i just didn't grow up eating those..

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Oh..

Y/N
can you do me a silly
little favor my sae bbg

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Depends what it is

Y/N
cum over and make me a pb & j

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Id like to assume that you
mistyped that.

Y/N
i cant spell i'm sorry 🤕💔

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
No plus it's almost 9..

Y/N
pls my sae bae

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
No.

Y/N
do you not love me
is that why????

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
I don't love you and I don't
wanna make you a pb & j

Y/N
yes you do

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
No I don't

Y/N
yes you do
(i'm delusional)

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
You are

Y/N
remember that time you
said i could fall inlove with
you after i wasn't sick anymore

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
No.

Y/N
YES YOU DO

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
No I don't

Y/N
but sae i love you </3

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Well I don't love you

Y/N
ur so harsh

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
No i'm not

Y/N
you won't even
make me a pb & j

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Y/n it's literally 9pm i'm not
making you one

Y/N
did you stop loving me
does my happiness not
matter to you anymore??

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
I don't love you

Y/N
so my happiness doesn't matter?

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
It does it's just i'm not gonna
go make you a pb & j

Y/N
ur saying you don't love me
and you don't care abt my happiness..

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
That's not what I said

Y/N
yes that is

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
It's not

Y/N
you probably hate me </3

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
I don't

Y/N
i thought we were inlove

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
We aren't

Y/N
you said that you loved me though

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
No I didn't

Y/N
YOU DID.

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
?? If I did say it I would
probably remember

Y/N
you definitely did
(you didn't)

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
I have practice tomorrow

Y/N
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE
TO DO WITH MY PB & J??

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
I need to sleep

Y/N
make me the pb & j first

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
No.

Y/N
whyy

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
Because I need to sleep

Y/N
are you saying that
if you didn't need to
sleep you'd make it 4 me?

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
No i'm not making you're
pb & j either way

Y/N
your so mean sae

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
No i'm not

Y/N
i hate you now

MY CUTIE PATOOTIE SAE
You love me

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AUTHORS NOTE
hi sillies sorry for not posting
i've been busy with school and stuff
lowkey a question though
do you guys like actually laugh at this
i've like reread my fics and i did
not giggle even once..