Russia x reader

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Y/n is a bit "quirky "

- Y/n knocks on the Slavic house's door ( ima just call is S/h k ?) -

Serbia : WHO IS IT
Y/n : IS MEE
Serbia : WHO IS MEE ?
Y/n : None of your business OPEN UPP !!!!
Serbia : Noo
Y/n : I aint no vampire -Y/n opens the door -

Poland : Oh its you -
Y/n : Hey Ru - Im here o see your brother now you MOVE AWAY !
- Y/n pushes Poland and Russia was behind Poland and Russia sees that and thinks she is talking to him -
Russia : But I like you I -
Y/n : Hello Russia
Slovenia : what who let you in
-Y/n points at Serbia -
Serbia : No I didnt she came in here her sel-
( Y/n puts her hand on Serbia's mouth -
Y/n : oh hehe I forgot
Russia : What are you doing here ?
Y/n : I came for a sleep over
-tHe rest of the slavs ( not serbia and russia tho )are just spinning to the low quality beat of funky town -
serbia : with who ?

Y/n : with you guys you silly geese
Russia : What about me ?
Y/n : the more the merrier
Serbia : AWH HELL NAH UH UH
-y/n walks into a room with 8 beds
Y/n : so who sleeps here ?
Serbia : All of us
Y/n : -GASP - YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Russia : WhAt DoEs It MeAn
Y/n : Were all sharing a bed ( 8 beds connected )
Serbia : AWH HELL NAH
Russia : Hell ye
Y/n : Im gonna take a nap
Serbia : Just dont drool on my pillow -
Russia : You can sleep on mine
-Russia moves Y/n to his pillow -
-Poland walk in and scream while Germany is biting her arm -
Y/n : WHO DIED ?
Poland : me
- Y/n sit and start crying on Russia's pillow -
Russia : You ok ?
Serbia : You good ?
Y/n : Noooo
Russia : You want tissues
Y/n : ye
Serbia : is it that time of the month
Russia : What's wrong -
Y/n : ARE U MAD AT ME ?
Both : No
Y/n : oh
-Y/n stops crying -
-Belarus kicks Germany into space -
-Poland is happy -
- Russia cuddles with y/n -

( Bulgaria pops their head out from in the closet )

-Y/n wakes up in the morning and leaves the s/h -


DA END

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