-Soviet union walks in on Y/n cuddling with Russia -
Soviet union : Son , who is this girl ????
( Russia wakes up )
Russia : what ?
Y/n : What ?
Soviet union : Who is you ????
Y/n : Oh Im Y/n
Soviet Union : You better be taking good care of my son
Russia : DAD !!
Soviet : What ?
(Serbia is casually hitting Poland with a pillow )
Russia : Dont say that!!!
( Germany walks in )
Germany : Oh Hi
Poland : HELP ME
Serbia : NO POLAND , POLAND THAT WOMAN IS FINE SHE IS FINE .
Germany : She doesnt look fine
Serbia : WELL SHE IS !
Soviet union : Oi kids calm down
Germany : Well ... NYEHEHHEHEHEH
( Germany pick up Poland with one arm and runs away )
Poland : PUT ME DOWNNNNNNNNN
Y/n : Uhh I should probably go
( Soviet is chasing after Germany )
Soviet : GIVE ME MY DAUGHTER BACK YOU LITTOL - ( insert rubber ducky noise )
Germany : NO NEVER NYEHHEHE
(somebody turns on the radio , it was playing some Sigilkore music )
Russia : I guess we should get my sister back
( Serbia pops out from no where )
Serbia : *OUR* SISTER RIGHT ??????
Bulgaria : Wait if there is only 8 beds in this room then we should get more I dont want to share beds ..
Ukraine : Maybe we should get some
( Russia Serbia and Y/n follow soviet , Poland and germany )
Soviet : IF YOU DONT GIVE ME MY DAUGHTER I WILL END YOU
(Germany stops in his tracks )
Germany : Why
(Germany is slowly putting Poland down ")
North Macedonia : Wait why is the radio on
Slovenia : I dont know MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PLAYED THAT OUJIA THINGY
North Macedonia : ITS AN OUIJA BOARD
Slovenia : UGH WHATEVER ITS THE SAME
North Macedonia : NO ITS NOT
Slovenia : YES IT IS
Montenegro : Calm down I see dad through the window
( and yes through the window Soviet was staring at them )
Bosnia and Herzegovina : why are you guys so stupid !
( Bosnia and Herzegovina turns off the radio )
-soviet taps on the window three times *basically " MY CHILDREN IF YOU KEEP FIGHTING I
WILL PHYSICALLY HURT YOU " -
Croatia : Im bored
( North Macedonia , Bosnia and Herzegovina AND Slovenia say together " SHUT UP " )
Germany : SOVIET , SIR , I WONT DO IT AGAIN
Soviet : YOU BETTER NOT ( soviet smacks Germany with his shoe )
Germany :OUCHIEE
Poland : Dad , calm down
Soviet : CALM DOWN ??!!?!?!? I AM CALM !
Poland ; If you calm down I will tell you a secret
Soviet : What is it ?
Poland : Ukraine is dating Canada
Soviet : ... UKRAINE ?!
Poland : Yes ...
(Soviet is so mad he starts getting tunnel vision )
-while soviet is having his tunnel vision Germany scoops up Poland and takes her home -
Soviet : Ukraine ...
( soviet goes home his tunnel vision has cleared but he's still angry )
-Ukraine is calling Canada -
Ukraine : And then I was like -
Croatia : DAD IS HOME ( Croatia whistles three times meaning "Prepare .. "
( Croatia climbs in the celling through a light )
(Bulgaria gets into the air vent )
Ukraine : Oh no .. im sorry I got to go (Ukraine ends call )
Y/n : I think we are lost I doubt they went here
The end ... Or is it ?
