~Part 12~

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by ReiMekarusWife

by ReiMekarusWife

Wenona: I still don't have a New Year's resolution.
Grace: You could lose a few.
Damon: You could be less lazy.
Cassidy: Don't be such a bitch.
Wenona: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

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Wolfie: How's practice going?
Grace: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.
Wolfie: Okay, just don't get any blood on your clothes.
Grace: ...you shouldn't be condoning this.
Wolfie: Don't tell me how to live my life.

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*Mark is considering cancelling plans, and Kai and Jett are advising them on what to do*
Kai: Just don't go.
Jett: Say you're ill!
Kai: Pretend to break your leg.
Jett: Really break your leg!

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Damon: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

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Desmond: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Desmond: That's why I own TEN guns.
Desmond: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

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Ingrid: Do you take constructive criticism?
Eloise: Not without crying

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Jett, dramatically: They called me a fool.
Mark, sick of Jett's shit: They weren't wrong.

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Wolfie: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Grace: Well, that's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Toshiko: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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Ulysses: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Desmond periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk.'
Ulysses: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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The Squad: *walking at the mall*
Wolfie: Hey, have any of you guys seen Toshiko? They've been gone for a while..
Eva: Eh, nope.
Damon: No, I haven't...
Grace: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.
Toshiko: Hey.
Wolfie: Ooh, there you are-
Grace: What the fu-
Eva: I- where were you?!
Toshiko: Walking right behind you guys.

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Kai, shooing Mark away: Can you go be depressed over there? You're bumming out my whole area.

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Grace: WHO THE FUCK-
Wolfie: Whoa, language!
Grace: I speak fucking English!
Wolfie: ...

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Cassidy: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.