Divorce : This is a Trivial Matter

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Chapter 1: Divorce — I believe it's impossible to overcome the huge gap between education levels.

"I believe that it's impossible to overcome the huge gap between education levels." Jeon Jungkook focused on the divorce management staff member. His manner of speaking was cautious, resembling that of a discussion on academic issues. "She teaches at an elementary school, whereas I teach at an university. "

Lisa's eyes twitched. Gently laughing at his face, she replied, "Both of us are teachers, but the university is more noble, more elegant? Has your university students never studied at an elementary school?"

Jungkook's face didn't change color. He said, "Add another point. I am a professor, a teacher of the highest rank. "

"Right, you are the 'Mathematics Beast' that is actually a fan of Song Jin!" (Song Jin is a female celebrity here)

"Then what were you thinking when you placed your Jhope poster right beside our marriage photo?"

"At least he won't talk about Goldbach to me everyday!" Lisa suddenly turned her head to look at the staff member, her eyes burning with flames of rage. "Do you believe it?! Every day, the only thing he would talk to me about is Goldbach! Do you even know who Goldbach is?!"

"Eh..." The staff member pursed his chapped lips and tried to smile. "I assume he is a mathematician. "

"Wrong! He is a disease!" Lisa's tone brimmed with implacable hatred, causing the staff member to be concerned for a split second, as he had not yet heard of this new type of disease.

Regret appeared on Jungkook's face as he said, "As you can see, she simply doesn't understand the charm of mathematics. "

Lisa gnashed her teeth. "As you can see, he simply doesn't understand my charm!"

Staff Member: "..."

He only wanted to wipe away the perspiration dotting his forehead.
Jungkook suddenly fixedly stared at the staff member, adopting the same tone that Lisa had just used when he asked, "Do you believe it? She even watches Japanese works! Doesn't she know the numerous conflicts in the history between China and Japan?!"

"Then why didn't you consider the feelings of questions left behind by history when you were rubbing your hand against Teacher Kang!"
Lisa intensely retorted.

Jungkook regained his calm and collected appearance as he spoke, unruffled, "Believe me, Teacher Kang has several areas worthy for you to study from. "

Lisa's eyebrows rose. "So is this why you despising my technique because it's bad?"

Jungkook chuckled. "Technique? Don't go plastering your face with gold, okay? Every time I start moving even a little bit, you wail loudly."

Staff Member: "..."

Watching as the subject increasingly developed in an indescribable direction, the staff member used his own body to prevent the situation from deteriorating even more.

"Teachers, I am not eighteen yet. "

Lisa : "..."
Jungkook : "..."

Twenty minutes later, after the incessantly quarreling young married couple left, the office area finally became calm again.
"Tsk tsk, it's truly a pity. "

A female colleague sighed. "An ideal couple, a golden boy and jade maiden, parting ways like this. "

A senior colleague to the side was watering a ball cactus and, with the air of a well-lived and well-traveled person, said, "I bet a làtiáo2 that these two still aren't done with each other. "