CHAPTER 14: SUBSTITUTE — YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE SONG JIN.
After returning to the shore, Lisa immediately posted a status update on Weibo—
Professor, Please Take Medicine: 「 Look quickly, there’s a cute fool flying through the sky.『bye-bye』」
Mama Manoban had been shadowing Lisa the entire time, even all the way to the park. When she saw the final blind date leave, she immediately approached Lisa and asked, “How was it; how was it? Did you like any of them?”
Lisa smiled and turned to look at her before saying, “These men from today wouldn’t happen to have been introduced to you by those plaza-dancing teammates of yours, would they?”
Surprised, Mama Manoban asked, “How did you know?”
Lisa waved at her and walked away. Am I really your biological child?
Mama Manoban immediately chased after her as she inquired, “So none of them were pleasing to the eye?”
Lisa suddenly stopped and solemnly grabbed Mama Manoban’s shoulder before saying, “Mom, it’s only through sheer force of will that I’m alive right now. Please don’t ask me such a bizarre question again!”
Mama Manoban: “……”
“Furthermore, you’ve used up all of this year’s share today; you’re not allowed to arrange any more blind dates for me for an entire year.”
Mama Manoban: “…”
Once Lisa got home, she immediately flopped onto the sofa, as she had no desire to move. Furthermore, since she’d been drinking coffee all afternoon, she didn’t feel like eating dinner either.
She took her phone out of her bag and sunk into the sofa. As she scrolled through Weibo, she saw that the update she’d posted earlier had already received two comments.
Calabash Baby Drawing Classroom【V】 : 「Didn’t see, false news, already reported.『doge』」
Wait for Three More Minutes【V】: 「What happened? =3=」
Look, look, look, look, both are women, yet the Great God Wait for Three More Minutes is far more considerate than Mina!
Professor, Please Take Medicine replied to @Wait for Three More Minutes【V】: 「My mother forced me to go on blind dates _(:з」∠)_」
Wait for Three More Minutes【V】 replied to @Professor, Please Take Medicine: 「Blind dates (⊙o⊙)? Based on your Weibo update, they must’ve been failures O(∩_∩)O~」
Professor, Please Take Medicine replied to @Wait for Three More Minutes【V】: 「Great God, I’m actually quite curious. Why did you choose the pen name Wait For Three More Minutes?」
Wait for Three More Minutes【V】 replied to @Professor, Please Take Medicine: 「Oh, that’s because I was waiting on instant noodles back then. 『doge』」
Lisa: “…”
Some truths…should be kept hidden forever.
Jungkook stared at his computer monitor, rereading the conversation on Lisa’s Weibo three times, before finally clicking the little red cross in the upper right corner of his browser.
Early Monday morning, the bus was more crowded than usual. As Lisa squeezed her way to the back, she gripped her milk in one hand and the handrail in the other.
In the back, there was a girl enthusiastically flipping through a magazine; she seemed to be completely unphased by the crowded bus as she sat in the back.
Furthermore, Lisa couldn’t help but glance at the female celebrity with curly flaxen hair on the cover of the magazine.
Hehe, wasn’t this Professor Jeon’s idol, Song Jin?
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