Divorce : This is a Trivial Matter

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The students were bubbling up to see how Li Gou Dan had advanced by leaps and bounds.

Nine Nine Eight: Congratulations to classmate Li Gou Dan for successfully completing the leap from kindergarten to fifth grade. [Applause]

Qi Qi's Meow: A congratulatory telegram from your senior sister.

Cocoa: Did you paint a flower fairy?

Li Gou Dan: No, my wife :)

Lisa: "........................"

Say it louder for the people in the back! What the hell was the problem with the students in this class, huh! Huh?!

"Let's recess for a ten-minute break. We will discuss the rest of the homework afterward." Lisa then closed the teaching software, picked up the phone on the desk and made a call to Jungkook. The call connected quickly, but before he could say a word, she had already begun yelling into the microphone. "Jungkook, what the hell is wrong with you?! Is it fun coming to my class in your Li Gou Dan alt account?!"

When put beside Lisa's bad temper, Jungkook seemed even more straight-faced than normal. "I think it's very interesting."

Lisa: "..."

"Bull! The registration fee for that class is three thousand yuan! Why don't you just help the government build roads if you have so much money to waste?!"

"I wanted to build you up instead."

Lisa: "..."

Before she had even become aware of it, Professor Jeon had already cultivated to the highest level of what people called 'the most shameless under the sun'.

"Darling, I never wanted to divorce you right from the beginning. I was hoping that learning to draw might help me learn more about you."

"...Must I make you a math paper in exchange?"

"... I wouldn't mind."

Lisa’s jaw twitched. From the other end of the line, Jungkook called, “Darling.”

“Hmm?”

“I also wanted to hear your voice.”
Lisa choked on her own saliva and fell silent. Not only was Professor Jeon thick-skinned, but he had even somehow become good at saying loving words!

"Did you find those words from the Internet? The Complete Encyclopedia of EQ?"

"...I just said what I really felt." He paused, and then said solemnly, "That painting is my gift to you."

Lisa's eyebrow leapt up. "...Isn't it a bit too ugly to be a gift?"

"But you recognized it as you, didn't you?"

Lisa: "..."

"That's because you painted it while looking at my photo!" Lisa's tone once again became testy, ruthlessly suppressing the urge to drag Jungkook out from the other end of the phone.

She hung up and stared at the homework Li Gou Dan had handed in.
Although the figure and background were very simple and the lines drawn stiffly, it was plain to see that the heart of the artist was in it. It was not some perfunctory drawing made in ten minutes for the purposes of catching up with homework. Lisa curled her lips into a smile and saved the picture.
 
At that very moment, Minho was also studying the drawing on his computer. Although it wasn't exactly the same, many of its features were consistent with Teacher Lisa. He thought about it and concluded that the woman in the painting must indeed be Teacher Lisa. But Li Gou Dan had said just now that this was a painting of his wife...