-KENNY X BUTTERS-

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Alright so hi- I'm back

Summary: Kenny and Butters get into a fight,and breakup.This shit is over a sandwich btw💀💀

!!TRIGGER WARNINGS!!
Suicide

Ages:
Kenny: 10
Butters: 11

I always put their ages btw just so people don't think that I'm shipping fucking children. (Yes,you are allowed to age them up to make smut,it's South Park they've done way worse than sex. You don't like it? Don't read the smut then,or just don't read the book in the first place.) Anyway! Enjoy,or cry:3

Wordcount: 591
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"For the last time,I don't want to hear it Kenny." Butters stood there with a stern look on his face,as Kenny was stood on his doorstep,practically in tears. "I'm sorry! I just wanted a sandwich.." Butters was about to slam the door,but before he did,he told Kenny to come inside. Kenny followed in,sitting down on a chair. "I know your poor Ken,but stealing is never okay." Kenny looked down at his feet. "I know,I should of asked..I'm sorry." Kenny took off his hood,revealing his short blonde hair. "Sorry ain't gonna cut it this time.." Kenny looked kinda pissed at this point. "So your breaking up with me..over a fucking sandwich!?" Butters nodded. "Stealing never gets you anywhere in life. So this relationship is over." Kenny stood up,looking really pissed. "Okay then,bye butters." Kenny put his hood back on and walked out of butter's house,starting his walk home.

Timeskip

Kenny walked up to his front door,opening it and sitting down on the floor. "Hey Kenny how was your date with butters?" His mom asked him. "Oh..we broke up." Kenny choked back tears. His mom frowned. "Why would he do that? It has to be for a good reason,I know that butters is a sweet kid." Kenny sighed. "I took his sandwich." "That's a stupid reason.." His mom said. "I know,right! And he even told me that stealing wasn't okay,which is weird because butters gives me his food all the time!" Kenny looked down at his feet again. "This is so stupid..all over a sandwich.." Kenny slowly looked at his mom,blinking his tears away,before going to his room. He sat down on the floor by his air mattress,sighing,before bursting out into tears.

A few minutes later

Kenny finally calmed down,then he heard a knock on the door. He slowly opened it,smiling as he was greeted with the freindly face of Kyle Broflovski. "Hey Kenny!" Kenny smiled a bit,hiding his sadness. "Hey dude.." Kyle grinned as he normally would. "Wanna go get kfc with me and stan?" Kenny faked a smile back(They made her emo!!). "I'd love to,but I'm really tired..Maybe tomorrow?" Kyle nodded his head "That's fine! Cya tomorrow dude!" He then walked away,waving back at Kenny before disappearing. "Well,there's only one thing to do now,my life means nothing,oh well,I'll just wake up tomorrow like nothing happened!" He sighed,picking up a gun(how did he afford that),and placing it to his forehead. "Goodbye..for now." And like that,he pulled the trigger,making his whole world go black.

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WAIT HOLD ON..I JUST MADE A FANFIC OVER A FUCKING POOR KID KILLING HIMSELF OVER A SANDWICH HELP? THATS ACTUALLY FUCKING MAD HAHEHHAHEHW

ANYWAY..I HOPE YOU ENJOYED..UH MAYBE ILL DO A CLYDE X SOMEONE IN A DAY,OR LESS...

YEAH UH TERRANCE OUT :D

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