Bianca: nvm xavier you can come, but we already started
Xavier: YAYAYAYAYAYA
Enid: CAN YALL STOP PLAYING THIS LOUD MUSIC???
Eugene: your right, but it seems like Wednesday's enjoying it.
Enid: omg...
Bianca: Yall know nothing about this good music fr fr
Divina: this loud gangster music bro... we are gonna wake up the whole neighborhood.
Xavier: i have no idea what yall talking about..
Bianca: YALL DON'T KNOW DRILL MUSIC??
Enid: NO AND I DONT CARE....
Wednesday: now what are yall on... causeeee yall dont know drill???
Bianca: SEE I KNEW I WASNT DELULU
xavier: oh nah i just pulled up and why is it so LOUD.
mommy wends: SHAWTY GOT WAP LIKE FETTY
Enid: WEDNESDAY STOP.
(wednesday shakes her shoulders aggressively)
mommy wends: BREAD WINNER I LOVE TO GET BREADY
eugene: is Wednesday okay??
divina: yall i just came back from the bathroom.
Divina: Can someone turn off this devilish music ffs..
enid: Wednesday just jumped on me send sos
Bianca: did Wednesday take edibles or smoked something before she came here???
enid: I DON'T KNOW OK!!
mommy wends: enid...~ do you want a cookie?~
Enid: HELPLPLPLPLPLPL NO I DONT WANT A COOKIE STOP STRADDLING MY LAP LIKE A CHEAP HOOKER!!!?!?!
bianca: Uhm... so how about we all play a little gameeeee
ajax: guys where the actual fuck is my gummy bears.
bianca: whatt??
mommy wends: oh gummies...~ i ate them all... hehe
ajax: YOU DID WHATTTTTT????!!!!!?
Enid: WHATTT
ajax: THERE WAS LIKE 35 GUMMIES IN THERE AND U ATE THEM ALLL I HATE YOU SO MUCHHCUCHUCHJUHC
bianca: HOW ABOUT WE PLAY A GAME GUYS
Ajax: SHUT UP. WEDNESDAY ATE MY WEED GUMMIES AND IM SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW
Enid: SHE DID WHATT??? WEDNESDAY
mommy wends: stop... the fucking yelling...
(she falls asleep on enids lap )
Enid: WEDNESDAY?? HELPLPLP
(enid having a literal panik attack )
Bianca: this sleepover was a bust.
xavier: bianca the snacks you have over here is so good can i take some home
Bianca: NO FATASS
enid: *screams*
Enid: DID WEDNESDAY DIE OR SOMETHING WHATS GOING ONONONONONONON
Bianca: Nobody cares about Wednesday right now I need to know why xaviers eating my fucking snacks istg imma fuck u up.
Xavier: ITS A SLEEPOVER DUMBASS IM SUPPOSED TO EAT
Bianca: this is why i can't invite you bitches nowhere
Divina: I DIDN'T SAY SHIT.
Bianca: except for divina
Enid: NOBODY IS PAYING ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT WEDNESDAY IS DEAD AND WE ARENT DOING ANYTHING OMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOM
Bianca & Divina: SHUT UP
Yoko: Sup guysssss
Everyone: YOKO??????
Yoko: time for me to be the problem solver.
Bianca: tell xavier to refund me my fucking money because shits expensive and he ate almost all of my snacks.
Yoko: dw i have like 50$
Enid: IS WEDNESDAY DEAD??
yoko: nah she fine, weed doesnt kill you.
Enid: PRAISE GODDD
xavier: is there any more snacks?
yoko: no stop being a fatass.
Yoko: SO LETS GO TO SLEEP GUYYYYYSSSS
(wednesday wakes up)
wednesday: hey slutsssss
eugene: wednesday i never thought id have to say this to you but please stfu.
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Fanfiction(FINISHED AND ON THE PROCESS OF EDITING.) ★𝘋𝘌𝘚𝘊𝘙𝘐𝘗𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕 ★ Crackheads and a goth get added into a group chat. Chaos ensues. (Time skip to after season one. Posting once every week.)