Better than a Refund.

I will be the one you need.

Geyser- Mitski (the song ever)

Happy (late) April fools everybody! You're still getting your chapter though lol Here, have a chapter where Pear gets jealous and Banana comforts him. I hope you guys aren't angry about my characterization of them 💔

I'm a bit torn between how I feel about this chapter, on one hand I love it but on the other hand I feel like the smuts not as good as the last chapter idk

This was supposed to be a oneshot but i felt generous :3

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Pear hasn't ever really "put himself out there."

For most of his life he's always been the unlucky one. The middle child, the black sheep, the one everybody laughs about. Ever since middle school or hell as he likes to call it, he'd struggled with his self worth and his self esteem. After high school, he realized that the only way to cope through it was to shut himself away from people. He'd never really been social either but he at least knew how to talk to people. Pear didn't like being alone but he never felt as if he had a choice. Why not save others the headache of dealing with his true self?

Pear found the gameshow when had somehow won a spot to view it or well...the new version of it after the last host was mysteriously killed on their birthday. After receiving the email, he decided to do research on the site, finding out that it was not in fact a scam. Sure, the Shovelware company had always been a bit sketchy to Pear and many others but the letter wasn't fake. It wasn't like Pear had anything else to do at 6pm on a Saturday, so he decided to go. Free entertainment, at least he didn't have to pay for it, if in other words, the game show turned out to be terrible.

As much as Pear hated to admit it, he loved being there. So much that, like others, he started paying to come. Pear only came for one reason.

The host, the Dancing Banana. He'd somehow managed to fall in love with him. Maybe it was all those times Pear complained to him after the show and how the Banana, like always, had that stupid smile on his face. Banana was a smooth talker, Pear, sadly, was not. But being with him? Dating him?

Pure ecstasy. Ecstasy in more ways than one.

He loved the way Banana proudly held his nub whenever he possibly could, the way he always whispered sweet nothings to Pear while they cuddled, the way they played minecraft together after a date. It was perfect. So perfect that Pear was worried that something was going to go wrong. Thankfully, Banana was always there to confirm that he loved Pear and would work out anything to be with him. Their relationship always felt like a breath of fresh air to Pear. They understood each other in a way. The sex was another thing Pear liked too, the aftermath always made him feel loved. Banana was so...careful with him and Pear adored that.

The possibility of anyone else taking that away had been numbed in Pears' mind for a while thanks to his boyfriend.

It wasn't until Banana started being hit on by an audience member that the seed of doubt was planted.

He saw the way that Grape constantly talked to his boyfriend after the show. The way he managed to somehow make his boyfriend laugh. It made him incredibly jealous. Although Banana reminded the Grape that he was dating someone, it still didn't make Pear any less jealous. It just made him, once again, bottle up his feelings. Making him have to stay away from Banana so that he didn't accidentally spill them. Pear never intervened because a part of himself told him that Banana deserved better than him, someone who could express their feelings correctly, rather than a useless fruit who couldn't.

That thought hurt him more than it should've.

Banana would ask him over and over again if everything was okay. In which Pear replied that he was fine and that it was stupid for Banana to worry over him so much. Banana would frown and stare at his boyfriend with worry.

One day, Banana ended up staying at Pears while his Nephews stayed at their friend's house. Banana doesn't like being home alone, something Pear picked up very quickly. Banana has been oddly quiet all day, seemingly observing Pear. It was strange, for someone like his boyfriend to be so quiet. It was until night when they were laying in their  bed that Banana touched him again. Pear couldn't help but lean into that touch, it'd been weeks since Banana touched him, or well, since he'd been close enough for Banana to touch him. Bananas nubs trail down his hips lovingly as Pear melts inside.

Pear had been distancing himself for so long.

"What's going through that pretty mind of yours Darlin'?"

One of Bananas nubs rub over his stomach and Pears legs open instinctively. They trail down to his cilt the second he starts talking. Maybe he was just more vocal during intercourse but he felt like he could communicate his feelings more when being in such an intimate position with his lover.

Pear bit his lip.

"You and t-that Grape. Why do you talk to them?"

Banana stops for a second, surprised. He sinks back into Pear as the realization settles in. Another thing about Banana is that sometimes he just knows, Pear doesn't have to explain it completely to him.

"Oh Pear," Banana frowns, "Why didn't you tell me?"

"I didn't know how..."

Pear hears Banana shuffle as he grabs the lube from the nearby drawer. Pear rolls onto his back, just a few weeks ago, Pear wouldn't be caught dead in a position like this. Pear doesn't know how Banana managed to put up with him. Banana gives Pear a kiss before slowly aligning his cock with Pears cunt. He slides in as Pear pushes him closer, Pear lets out a whine. The burn is just as satisfying as Pear remembers.

Pear lets out shameless moans as Banana pounds into him. Taking every chance he possibly can to grind deep into the man below him. Pears' legs wrap around Bananas' back in an attempt to pull him closer. Banana lets out groans of his own and the ruts into Pear, his nubs tightly gripping his hips. Pear screams as he gets closer and closer to his orgasm. He babbles broken sentences, most of which he can't even register himself. His mind is hazy and he can't think, he has a habit of doing that whenever Bananas around.

Pears' back arches as Banana delivers a few series of rough thrusts into him, making him cum. Banana follows after him, happily filling Pear up.

It takes awhile for them both to calm down. Banana speaks first.

"I love you"

"I love you too."

Pear doesn't even hesitate on saying I love you back, he truly does love Banana, with all his heart.

"Hey Pear?"

"Mmh?"

"We should really start picking out baby names."

"Don't you think I should get a pregnancy test first?"

"There's no way you aren't pregnant, Pear."

"Fair point."

"Got any in mind?"

Pear stops and thinks for a while.

"I'm thinking...Pomelo."

"You know what? I think that just might be it."

Pear smiles, his face buried in his boyfriend's chest.