Ivo's Adventures

Chapter 2

So me and Val are hanging out one day, and I have a bottle of alcohol on me like any normal College kid would have! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I'm 20,.I can legally buy alcohol without having a fake ID...Life is great! But anyways...I got alcohol on me, so what do I do? Drink some of it of course! And I'm a fucking lightweight.. So I get drunk pretty easily, my speak begins to slur and I can barely walk.. AND OMG! This really hot man comes up to me and Val while we are just outside of the Family Shop..BUT the only reason he comes up to us is because the bottle in my hands and I quickly hide that shit.."What was that in your hands?" He asks me, as I'm unsuccessfully trying to hide the bottle somewhere he wouldn't see it.."Wwha du yhou mean??" I say drunk as shit with a few hics in between... "You're drunk!! Where's the alcohol!" He demands...but I shut him up with a kiss because I'm Ivo fucking Rizzler! And to my surprise...HE KISSES ME BACK! SCORE!!!!

Val looks at me with her eyes wide, so uncomfortable with the situation, "Wwe shouhd luoke toutalhy go b ack tu youhr place!." I say as the most un-sober man possible. The male gives me a look of mischief as he tightens his lips to the side, "I would..but you're drunk so it wouldn't be consensual." My rise up from my seat so fast almost falling into him, "Wehll leht's goo bahck tu youhr place,.. Soh I caun geht sober"... And so that's what we did, I left Val and drank as much water as possible so I could get laid by this extreme hunk!!

We finally got to his apartment which isn't that far from mine, we live in the same complex surprisingly.. As I'm halfway sober, he closes his apartment door and I look over at him trying to be extremely hot.. "You see..I would hook up with you, but I'm actually straight. Maybe I could get someone for you." I was utterly shocked by this response...and luckily my drunkenness had gone away and I was able to speak normally, "What!?.. I mean we could still hook up... just this one time, come on. The taste of your lips are so good!" I said to him, trying to convince him to just go with it...AND IT WORKED! "Fine, just this one time."

So like any horny teenager would do, I immediately ran over to him grabbing the back of his head with my other hand around his waist passionately kissing him, he kissed me back running his hands up my back and leaving his right hand around my waist as well. We fall onto the couch that was in his small apartment, I'm on top of him as he's laying down with our lips still interlocked. Slowly I start slipping tongue into our kiss as he does the same...for a straight boy he sure is loving this..

I slowly begin to run my hands up the male's shirt touching his rock hard abs, and feeling his soft, warm skin on mine. His touch sends tingles down my spine, I begin lifting up his shirt as he arches his back to help me pull it off him. I move my gaze down examining his shirtless body...his abs are so beautiful in the dimmed light of the apartment. But my thoughts don't go any further as he too begins to take my shirt off me, before pulling away from the kiss and looking into my eyes before looking over at my right arm, "I love the tattoo, and damn you got a nice body." I chuckled before placing my lips back onto his as our tongues began to do the tango with one another.

I begin unbuttoning my jeans as my lips are still on top of his, trying my best sliding them off and throwing them onto the floor being left in my black boxers. The male, who I still don't know the name of but actively hooking up with does the same leaving himself in his tighty-whities. I wrap my hand around his back as he arches up his back slowly allowing me to lift him upwards into a semi-sitting position as I lean back against the armrest of the couch.. Let's just say things got heated after that, but it didn't go any further than kissing and me just..Well- all that matters is that I hooked up with a straight guy! W Rizz!!

After that day, I never heard from him again but I never bothered to reach out to him either. It was a fun experience nevertheless, and I get to brag saying I did shit with a straight guy but that's about it! Nothing came of it, but I'm not really complaining. I just met up with Val again and we hung out..that was until I ran into her brother, Damien, fuck that bitch for real. Anyways, me and Val were hanging out and as usually I was spraying my water gun at her and getting her all soaked! Until she started to run away and I grabbed her playfully...apparently Damien saw it and before I knew it I was running all over Karakura trying to get away from this actual PSYCHO.. Literally thought I was gonna die just because of playing around with his sister...

So I'm still running away from this psych ward escapee for I wanna say like...20 minutes?? Until I finally lost him and got away, so the only reasonable thing I did was call up Calico.

Ivo:
HELP!

Calico:
What's wrong?

Ivo:
I WAS BEING CHASED AND LIKE I THINK HE WAS TRYNA HURT ME...

Calico:
On my way..

Didn't even take her 10 minutes to get to my location with her giant posy, "Describe him to me.." she told me without any hesitation, so of course I described the bitch to her. She told me to try and stay safe, and not get jumped by the idiotic boy and they would try to keep an eye on me to make sure that doesn't happen...BUT THAT IS TOTALLY NOT WHAT HAPPENED!! The next day at school, I'm minding my own business and hanging out with some new friends I made before the psycho showed up...we were on a rock right in front of the school dates before he showed up with like 4 other people.. I'm minding my own business and one of the idiots shoves me off the rock..LIKE WHAT THE FUCK.

So I come back onto the rock ignoring them, and begin just singing California Gurls like the girl boss I am, before he tries shoving me off the rock again.. But he fails like the loser he is, and I pushed him off the rock instead... Then Damien grabbed me and tried getting behind me as the guy I just shoved off the rock came back up and began punching me repeatedly in the face and BROKE my damn nose.. I was almost knocked out if one of the school staff didn't break up the beating and quickly take me to the nurse... I don't really remember anything else that happened after that because I was passed out for a good while as they were fixing my nose.

I made sure to keep my distance from Damien...but I still hung out with Val, because duh she's my BEST FRIEND!! But after all that running from people, I realized I was really good at running and shit and that maybe I should try out for the college track team so I started getting ready for that!!