Rimuru Yaoi Oneshots

Maid for a day

(A/N: Please do keep in mind Rimuru is a male.  I get that his body is sexless, but Rimuru refers to himself as a guy and he originally was a guy so he will stay one.  On that Note, please Enjoy Guy x Rimuru 'Maid for a day' one-shot.")

Rimuru was sitting in his office trying to figure out what to do next that and also the fact that he is just trying to get out of all the paperwork he has to do.  It's not that he didn't wanna do work since he is pretty much of a workaholic but also the fact that he was craving for something fun.  Eventually he came up with the idea to go see Guy since he figured it has been a while since he last seen the primordial demon. The slime made sure that none of his subordinates followed him.  When he made sure of that he disappeared and arrived within the demon's castle deep within the icy mountains.  Due to his skill being able to teleport anywhere he has already been too he was able to make it into the castle rather effortlessly.  When the guards announced his arrival the two big monsters opened the doors and Rimuru walked right up to the demon's throne.

"Guy it's been a while how have you been recently?"  Rimuru asked giving the demon a smile.

"Oh, what brings the ruler of monsters to the snowy mountains?  Are you trying to get out of work again Rimuru?"  Guy said in his deep sultry voice. 

"Well, that's part of it but I'm mostly here because I'm extremely bored and thought I come pay you a visit that's all."  Rimuru said a little nervous.

"Oh, is that all?  Then how about we make a bet Rimuru.  If you win I will spend the day acting like one of your subordinates for a day and if I win you have to be my maid for a day."  Guy said in an interested tone.

"Like hell I'll agree to that I have enough demon's serving me not to mention every one of your female subordinates is your maid.  Not to mention you have a lover Guy isn't that kinda like cheating on them if we do this?"  Rimuru asked calmly with his arms crossed.

"I guess your right about the demon thing but as for my lover she doesn't care if I sleep with other people not to mention it's not technically cheating if you don't do anything with the other. As for your demon situation I guess I can offer you the privilege of having a crotch again not to mention be able to reproduce."  Guy said in a cunning tone which made Rimuru hesitate for a moment.

"Very well I accept your bet Guy.  So, what exactly are we betting on here?"  Rimuru asked still a little hesitant. 

"I bet that you won't be able to kiss Leon and if you do, I'll gladly give you what we agreed on." Guy said with a smile on his face which made the slime shout.

"Are you crazy?! That's practically a death sentence if I try to kiss Cromwell!"  Rimuru shouted in disbelief.

"You sure about that?  I heard a little rumor that Leon has actually taken a liking to you Rimuru.  I also heard that he dreams of kissing you every night."  Guy said in a entertained tone.

"The you must've heard wrong cause that guy is as cold as ice.  The same is said for his heart also I highly doubt that a lowly slime like me can melt his frozen heart."  Rimuru said in his unsure voice.

"However, if these rumors are true then I must say I am jealous of you Rimuru.  I've been trying to sleep with that man for years."  Guy said smiling at the slime which made the slime almost barf.

"Fine I'll do it your lucky that I'm trying to get out of work as well as being bored."  The slime says sighing in defeat.

"Splendid! Then I'll be watching from the crystal ball Rimuru good luck.  Oh, and try not to die."  Guy said excited.