Chapter 1-2 : Till Death to Us ( Part 2 )

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Harley POV

It's been Six months since I've been locked up in here by batman, since I've been in here I was not always alone, I had my best friend poison ivy with me, as I was in the phone call area waiting for my love to appear

Harley : Oh, Mistah J

As she saw him walk by her but it turns out it was a normal person wearing a joker costume

Harley : oh sorry, my bad, I mean you looked a little like him

Killed croc : I don't know why you bother comin' here, he's never showing up

As Harley uses the phone wire to tightly wrapped around his neck and rammed his face to the glass causing it to break a little

Harley : Fuck off

Poison ivy : Yeah Fuck Off

As the woman in green appeared next to her is Harley's friend, poison ivy

Poison ivy : But for the record he does have a point

Harley : just give me 15 minutes joker's probably still fighting batman

Poison ivy : I don't know hon, it's you know, most superhero fights, they're not like, eh... Calendar man, how long she's been in here

Calendar man : oh hey ivy 183 days

Debbie: oh sure, you can remember incarnation date of porn clown over here, but not your son's birthday

Calendar man : for the last time Debbie, I'm sorry, come on I know it's June -ish

Child : it's ok daddy

As calendar man's son pulls out a cactus

Child : I brought you this cactus to keep you company

Guard 1 : PLANT

As he knocked it out of the child's hand and then burned it with a flame thrower

Guard 1 : There ain't no plant life within 50 feet of poison ivy you moron

Child : ( crying )

Guard 2 : no wonder your dad doesn't remember your birthday

As the child was still crying someone was behind the door near the phone room

??? : ( Sigh ), silly kids

As he looks at Harley from behind the door and then slowly closed it

??? : Hm, seems like she's still obsessed with that clown, maybe this might be my chance to win her back, only if her friend can get her to finally understand that the joker doesn't love her

Harley POV

It's been an extra three months since I've been in here with poison ivy, as we were taking a NORMAL walk while the sound of the alarm was heard

Poison ivy : all im saying is, is that you can do way better than joker

As poison ivy said while Harley was fighting guards in her path, as one man who's face was covered in blood hit the wall he lost a tooth

Poison ivy : I mean your in control of your own destiny

As another guard was holding a needle to stab Harley with it

Harley : leave the joker for who, some reliable square who thinks he's quirky for pkayin' on a dodgeball team

Harley said as she was still fighting guards she had a white Straitjacket strapping her arms

Harley : and call himself a beer nerd

Poison : oh come on girl, I know there has to be someone you last love in your past life

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