I started a cult (and convinced people to join with double-stuffed oreos), a war, a town, burned/hanged a wooden post (it was a witch), ate rocks, became a fossil, started a movie, and created a new word in the English language in the span of a week in a rural forested area.
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the rants of an insane person
Randomwhy is it called a finger when it does not fing?! what happens after death?!? why do octopuses look like aliens?!?! are they aliens!?!???!?!? is the moon even real??!?!?!?!?!??- my singular brain cell at 3:00 pm being *physiological*