Storyline: you and Jude go to the park and push kids off the equipment and get arrested (you'll be freed though <3)
Story type: funny fluff?
Includes: police, Karen's and of course, çhïldrëñ 👹
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Me and Jude decided to go to our local park, me and him wanted to cause chaos and push the kids at the park because last time they bombarded us for pictures.
"I only agreed to this because they stepped on my loubitons, but I honestly wanna cause chaos." I said
"Are we going to talk about the girl who tried to kiss me last time? Or nah" Jude laughed
"No."
"Eh, wha-."
"No. We don't talk about simp."
Me and Jude walked into the park and pushed a kid over on the swings.
The woman whose kid was pushed didn't care at all.
We pushed her other kid,
"OMG MY BABY IM CALLING THE POLICE."
"BITCH, YOUR KID GOT PUSHED DOWN AND YOU DON'T CARE? BUT YOUR OTHER AUTISTIC SMELLY KID DOES AND YOU START CRYING?"
*ten mins later*
"OI SIE, WARUM SCHIEBEN SIE DIESE KINDER? DU BIST IN SCHWIERIGKEITEN!"
"Nah man we don't speak German."
"You're going to jail, pull off the mask "
Jude pulled off his mask, the officer let him go with a warning. But he got a fine of €100 because we gave the kid a concussion. I was getting hit on by an officer before I murdered him and buried him, no one knows where he is 🤷♀️.
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