Uh... I got bored and am hoping that maybe this will be popular with people more than my other books... read my dumb rules. I probably will shut this book down if I don't get enough requests. I just needed something that I thought people would be in...
Obviously you're reading this right now and congrats to you. Sparkles all around. Anyway...
I respect everyone's ships and will not try to convince anyone to stop shipping something. So please don't get upset if your ship makes me uncomfortable.
Here are the rules. I know they're specific and shit, and I'm sorry. But I don't want anyone to suggest something that I would not be comfortable with. I hope that okay.
•No lemons (Except in pie or food. I like those kind.)
•Excuse my cheekiness (Not a rule.)
•No Dreammare (I'm super uncomfortable with this ship. Sorry if any if you are Dreammare shippers. You be you, boo.)
•I'm definitely not a Nightmare multi shipper. So, I only will write about pre-Murder Time Trio Crossmare (which will really only be angst), and post-Murder Time Trio Killermare (because I love it so much)
•(Sorry, but I will not write about Swadmare either. I'm okay with people shipping it, it's not like I'm going to tell at you for it, but I don't like it.)
•Note: I'm comfortable with Horrordust, but will not write romantic scenes about it. To me, they're just two pretty best friends. ✨✨💅💅
•I am totally up to writing text scenes between people. :]
•I won't do toxic ships. They depress me and I like to stay on the brighter side of the shipping whatever you call us.
•If I do write angst, it'll be very bad. I don't want my baby bois to be angsty :(
(Unless it's Angst. Then of course he'll be angsty. It's in his name.)
•You don't have to suggest ships. You can suggest a chapter where it's two or more people being friends and stuff. I'd be up to that, too.
•You can suggest Bluemoon if you'd like. I'd be happy to write about it.
•Sorry if I ignore a request. I might not write about things. Sadly, not a multi shipper. :(
(That last thing is gonna be the friggin death of me, isn't it?)
The author is okay. They just are wondering if anybody is gonna read this crap with rules like that.
Uh... Here's a picture of Killer for now.
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(art credit: me. The signature in the corner is supposed to say koffeegrounds 2023)
