Rowena Ravenclaw: Wait, Salazar, how come you ended up with the shittiest common room? We dished out the money equally AND you're the richest sod out of all of us
Salazar Slytherin: [thinks back to installing a giantass slide into the Chamber of Secrets and putting a giant statue of himself in it]
Salazar Slytherin: Uhhhhh.... taxes. [sweats heavily]
XD, he really didn't think that through did he? I actually feel sorry for the Slytherins....nope. just kidding, I don't. They're just as stuck up as usual.
Keep laughing, just make sure you don't drink anything while reading these...you might choke
Luv, Foxy XX
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