Johnny was growing tired of navigating The House through the seemingly endless wormhole.There were several holes that peeked into other universes but so far, none of
them had caught the gang's attention. Shrek, Barry, and Cory were all still
asleep. Johnny yelled to wake them up. When they woke up, Shrek complained about being hungry. Barry rolled his eyes in annoyance, and Cory handed him a bottle of honey.
"Here, have some of this," Cory said, "I always keep some in my pocket just in case." Barry was outraged. "Is that honey?!" he yelled. "Relax, dude," Johnny said, patting the bee's head with his pinky, "it's just honey, right?" Barry shook his head. "Johnny, you don't understand what bees had to go through to make that honey, only to have it stolen away!" Barry squealed dramatically. "Shut up you stupid bug," Shrek said, reaching over and flicking Barry in the head.
The bug tumbled forward and smashed into the windshield. Shrek laughed but Johnny and Cory were in shock. "How could you do that to Barry?" Johnny demanded. Shrek looked to Cory for support but Cory shook his head in disappointment and said, "not cool man, not cool." Shrek mumbled, "whatever" before downing the entire bottle of honey.
Barry looked traumatized. "Listen, Barry," Cory said, "if us eating honey bothers you so much, I promise I won't do it anymore." Johnny added, "and the same goes for me too!" Barry looked flattered. "Thank you guys, that really means a lot to me." It was now Shrek's turn to roll his eyes in disgust. "I can't believe you wimps are letting your diet be dictated by a bug!"
"He's not a bug!" Johnny jumped to Barry's defense, "he's our friend!" Barry was touched. "Yeah Shrek. Just shut up, you're lucky we let you come along in the first place. If you keep acting up, we'll turn The House around and take you right back to the CIA!" Barry exclaimed. "Both y'all need to chill," Cory said, but to no avail. Shrek and Barry's bickering continued until they reached a portal they could all agree on.
"Welcome to One Piece, the land of Pirates!" Johnny exclaimed eagerly, slamming on the pedal. As soon as The House had gotten through the vortex, the car folded up into it's original computer chip form, leaving Shrek, Johnny, and Cory tumbling through the sky. The three landed in a heap on a giant pirate ship. Barry hovered down gently to join them. They all four jumped in a barrel before they could be spotted by a pirate.
"Move over Shrek, you're crowding me!" Barry whisper-yelled. Barry and Shrek began bickering once again. "Guys shut up!" Johnny commanded, "the chip is doing something." The chip projected a video of Susan and Mary. "Hello Johnny. If you're watching this, it means you've successfully received the interdimensional transport vehicle we sent you. This chip can scan almost any transport vehicle and transform into that vessel."
Susan added, "If you want to come back home, press the yellow button. To scan a vessel press the blue button. The red button transforms the chip, every time you press it, it changes into all pre-saved transformations- right now the car is the only one on there, but you can add more to the catalog later. To video call us, press the green button on the back."
After the video ended, Barry and Shrek picked up with their bickering, knocking the barrel sideways in the process. The four fell out of the barrel and found themselves right at the feet of Straw-hat captain Luffy himself. "Who are you guys?" Luffy asked. Zoro, Franky, and Sanji were already surrounding them, weapons out and ready to attack. "Captain, they appear to be stowaways," Robin informed Luffy.
Barry floated over by Nami who was sunbathing on the deck. As soon as Nami noticed the bee she jumped up in fear and started screaming. "I'll save you Nami-chwan!" Sanji yelled, running to Nami's defense. "Wait, calm down, I mean no harm!" Barry yelled. "Woah, a talking bee!" Luffy exclaimed. The other pirates were uneasy. "It's not the strangest thing we've seen," Zoro commented under his breath.
The other three 'stowaways' clambered to their feet. "My name is Johnny," Test introduced himself, "and these are my friends Cory, Barry and Shrek." Luffy smiled, "Nice to meet you all. I'm-" Johnny interrupted him. "We all know who you guys are." Sanji stated, "they must have seen our wanted posters." Usopp, Brook and Chopper came out from where they'd been hiding in fear. "What do you want from us?" Franky demanded warily.
"Uh...well, we" Barry started nervously. Johnny interrupted him. "We want to steal your ship!" Shrek laughed, "Sounds good to me." Cory added, "yeah this ship looks dope. Plus we'll need a big ship to stay in while we travel." Zoro jumped up angrily, placing his sword on Johnny's throat. "You're not taking OUR ship!" Franky bellowed.
"Yeah we are," Johnny said. "Test! Stop that right now it isn't funny!" Barry yelled anxiously. "I'm being serious," Johnny said, " we want this ship, so move along." Luffy said, "You can try and take our ship- but don't blame us for any injuries you get in the process!" Nami yelled, "yeah, Luffy! Kick their butts into the water!" Usopp, Chopper, Nami, and Brook all got seats to view the fight, away from any danger.
"I want to see this- not that I have any eyes, being a skeleton and all!" Brook joked. Nami and Usopp rolled their eyes. "You want a fight, let's go then!" Sanji yelled. "Listen, Shrek, you'll take Zoro and Luffy. I'll take Sanji, Cory will take Franky, and Barry you get Robin," Johnny said. The four split up to take on their opponents.
Shrek grabbed Luffy off the ground by his ankles and threw him into the ocean. Zoro jumped in after him, in an attempt to save his drowning comrade. "YOU think you can steal OUR ship?" Franky yelled angrily, "WEAPONS LEFT!" Shrek grabbed the cyborg's arm before it could smash Cory's face. Shrek swung the arm around like a lasso with his massive strength before releasing it and hurling Franky into the ocean.
Meanwhile, Barry buzzed angrily around Robin's head. The she-pirate tried to capture the annoying pest by growing arms everywhere. The arms fruitlessly grabbed for the bug, but Barry was skilled enough to evade their grasp. Sanji ran over to aid Robin, momentarily forgetting his opponent Johnny. Johnny stuck his leg out to trip Sanji, whose face smashed onto the floor with a thud.
Shrek scooped Sanji into his arms and threw him overboard. With the others out of the way, the four surrounded Robin and forced her into the ocean. "Now for those pesky spectators," Johnny laughed. As the four heroes stormed towards the remaining horrified crew members Nami, Usopp, Brook, and Chopper jumped overboard, avoiding the beating of a lifetime.
Eagerly, Johnny took the wheel and steered the ship away from the straw hats, half of whom were drowning. Johnny pulled out the computer chip and scanned the thousand sunny into its catalog. The ship disappeared from under their feet. As the four began to fall, Johnny pressed the red button twice in a row. The chip transformed into a car briefly, before taking on the form of a revamped, bright green Thousand Sunny. As they sailed away, Cory began to pity the pirates. He opened the gates the Mini Merry.
The Mini Merry drifted out to rescue the straw hats. Once they had all climbed aboard, furious and soaking wet, Luffy shrieked, "WE'LL HAVE OUT REVENGE!" Johnny laughed and slammed The House into over drive, opening up a vortex for them to escape into. "Where are we off to next?" Barry asked? "Wherever The House takes us," Johnny replied.

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Bee Shrek Test in The House
AdventureJohnny test and his friends Barry B Benson, Shrek, and Cory Baxter travel through space and time in their car-boat-thing, The House. The gang encounters the straw hat pirates, the Z fighters, and the Konoha 11!