Bee Shrek Test in The House

Combatting the Z Fighters

                A worm hole opened once again and The House, now in the form of a ginormous ship, smashed to the ground. "Woah, what is that thing?" Cory heard someone's voice ask from outside the ship. The four climbed out and apologized for the crash. "No problem, at least nobody was hurt." the same voice said in a happy-go-lucky tone.

                "Shut up!" Shrek yelled in annoyance, "I can't stand optimistic idiots like you." The guy said, "My name's Goku, it's a pleasure to meet you." Cory said, "'Sup, Goku?" Just then, a green person approached. "Piccolo!" Barry exclaimed, "it's and honor to meet you." Piccolo ignored the strange talking bee and looked to Shrek. "Are you a fellow Namekian?" He asked him seriously.

              "Yes." Shrek answered. "What's a Namekian?" Cory asked. "He's not a Namekian! The only thing he is would be a liar. And a rather nasty one at that." Barry moaned. Johnny stepped forward. "I'm their leader. We can here to look for more vehicles to add to our catalog."

                 "Catalog?" Goku asked, "are those like capsules?" Johnny was confused, "what are capsules?" Before Goku could respond, Barry moaned. "How have you not heard of Capsule Corp?" Cory turned to Barry, "and you have? Come one man you're just a bee!" Barry was about to respond when he saw another figure approaching.

               "Oh my god it's Vegeta!" Barry exclaimed, "bro I am your biggest fan!" "Biggest fan?" Vegeta looked to Goku, "Who are these freaks of nature and what are they doing here?" Goku laughed and replied, "they're here to get a vehicle to add to their cata-something-or-other." Vegeta inspected the weird crew, "are they aliens." Piccolo added, "they sure don't look human to me... well maybe the two boys."

               "What about the bee?" Vegeta asked, "why does he speak?" Barry spoke up indignantly. "Among an ogre, a lab rat, and the President's chef's son, am I really the oddity here?" Goku laughed, "I've seen stranger things before." Johnny said, "so all we need is a vehicle and we'll be on our way." Vegeta turned to face him angrily. "And why do we owe you anything?"

                Cory walked up to Vegeta and threw his arm around his shoulders. "Yo chill man, relax. We're just here to take a space ship or somefin and we'll be on our merry way." Vegeta threw the boy's arm off him angrily. "Don't touch me, peasant!" He yelled. Goku anxiously said, "be careful around Vegeta, he's got quite the temper." Vegeta retorted, "You shut your mouth Kakarot!"

               "I know how to settle this," Johnny interjected. "You guys are fighters, right?" Vegeta smirked, "I'm a warrior. Not like you would know anything about that." Goku simply nodded his head. "Well then why don't you three face off against us four, and if we win, we'll take a ship." Johnny finished. "And what do we get if we win?" Piccolo asked, humoring the idea of this ragtag team of weirdos defeating them.

               "Then we'll leave this land forever." Johnny said. "What do you say?" Goku said, "If you really want to make this a fair fight, maybe one of you should sit out, so we have even numbers." Vegeta laughed, "Kakarot, you're forgetting, one of them is a bee!" Barry yelled, "Hey! I may be a bee, but that doesn't mean I'm not a better warrior than you!" Now it was personal.

               "Fine!" Vegeta shouted angrily, "I'll take you all on myself." Goku added, "I don't mind, what about you Piccolo?" Piccolo responded dully, "I want no part of this." Johnny jumped up, "fine then. There you have it. Let the battle begin!"

                                              ......3 seconds later....

               Barry, Johnny, Shrek and Cory lay on a bloody heap on the ground. "Please stop," Johnny cried. "Mercy!" Cory yelled. "I think my wings are broken," Barry whined. "YOU SON OF A-" Shrek started to roar angrily. Vegeta kicked the ogre, laughing as he did.  "As I thought. Nothing but weak pathetic trash." Vegeta turned on Barry, "and YOU DARE call yourself a WARRIOR!" The Saiyan cried in outrage.

                  Goku stepped in and Piccolo shook his head in shame. "That's enough Vegeta," Piccolo said. "Fine then," Vegeta sneered, "then get them to make good on their promise and leave our land." "Wait," Barry said, struggling to his feet. His wings were crooked and his tiny body covered in blood. "I'm not done with you yet." Cory yelled, "No Barry, stop! He'll kill you!"

                  Barry turned to Cory and smiled, "I have to preserve my pride as a warrior. I must do this." Cory tried to pick himself up to stop the brave bee, but Johnny pulled him back. "Let him go," he said, a grave look on his face. "Bee-san!" Shrek yelled. Barry turned to face him, an unreadable look on his face. "I-I've always.... loved you." Shrek stuttered, beginning to blush.

             "Oh brother," Piccolo mumbled. "Give me a break," Vegeta groaned. "Guys, cut it out!" Goku exclaimed, "can't you see, they are trying to have a moment?!"  Barry was silent for a moment before replying, "Oh you big idiot! Couldn't you see I've always loved you too?!" Before Shrek could reply, Barry went on, "but I must do this. It is my calling."

                      "Barry think of your friends back at the hive! What are we gonna tell them if you... if you...,"  Cory protested. Johnny shook his head. "You cannot deter a warrior when he has made up his mind," the flame-headed boy stated simply. "Can we get this show on the road already?" Vegeta asked in annoyance. "He's right," Barry said determinedly, "I must go!"

                     With that, the broken-winged bug limped towards the irate Saiyan. "I'll squash him so we can be done with this!" Vegeta exclaimed. Just as Vegeta was about to end it once and for all, a shrill call echoed through the area. "Oh Vegeta there you are!" A blue haired woman exclaimed from a helicopter. When the helicopter landed the blue-haired woman, who called herself Bulma, walked out.

                     "What do you want, woman?" Vegeta asked, irritated enough already. "Why don't you introduce me to your friends, honey? Come on we'll bring them back to the house and chat over some lemonade." Bulma suggested cheerily. "That sounds delightful," Cory said, before Vegeta could protest. "Then it's settled, why don't you guys ride down with me."

                  Piccolo, Vegeta, and Goku opted to fly back. Barry wished to join them but because of his broken wings he decided it wouldn't be a good idea. When they met the three back home, Johnny asked to go to the bathroom. Bulma told him where it was and the little boy slipped off, unbeknownst to Bulma to look for a ship.

                    When Johnny found one in the shack by the house he scanned it into his computer chip, then nonchalantly went back to eating and talking politely with the Saiyans and Namekian. "we'll all be right back," Johnny said a few minutes later, once again excusing himself and his crew from the table. "what's the matter?" Barry asked Johnny when the crew was alone.

                    "I got the ship, it's time to go," Johnny whispered. Before Barry could protest, Shrek scooped him up tight in his fist. Barry buzzed around indignantly but eventually grew tired and gave up. Johnny had selected and boarded the ship along with his crew mates when the three aliens spotted their attempted theft. "HALT THIEVES!" Vegeta yelled, enraged.

                       But the thieves didn't halt and instead Johnny smashed on the pedal and The House, now in the form of a bright green spacecraft, took them away from the angry aliens.