my sadistic bitch uwu
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
where are you?
you have entered the chat
ʏᴏᴜ
wdym????
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
bitch, wasn't today our date?
ʏᴏᴜ
it's tomorrow...
aww, are you that excited for our date?
😩 👉👈
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
skjsksksnsoenelf wikihow to premeditated manslaughter my gf
ʏᴏᴜ
correction
it's wikihow to premeditated manslaughter my assassin gf
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
show off
ʏᴏᴜ
you love me
either take it or leave it
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
i'm unfortunately taking it
but seriously though, get your ass here
ʏᴏᴜ
karms, i love you and i would take a bullet for you
but i'm literally in the middle of assassinating some evil politicians
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
oh
how long would it take?
ʏᴏᴜ
probs 5 hours or so
i'll try to get there though
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
no need, take your time on killing some evil politicians
:>>>> good luck girlfriend
ʏᴏᴜ
you're pouting rn
ik you are
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
so what if i am?
ʏᴏᴜ
be careful ~
someone might see you
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
i'm good at getting rid of evidences
ʏᴏᴜ
and i fell in love with you even more
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
i knew it
you're only after my talent
ʏᴏᴜ
well atleast not your looks
that'll be a bitch move
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
why'd you even fall for me?
23:39
ʏᴏᴜ
maybe it's your looks
i can't really remember why
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
you done killing?
ʏᴏᴜ
yuh
it's a success
tomorrow's my treat 😎😎😎
i have too much money rn
let's go to puddingland
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
nice
ʏᴏᴜ
why'd you fall for me?
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
idk
probably love at first sight?
i thought you were joking when you sent your location
ʏᴏᴜ
i liked that time
remember when we put some wasabi and hot chili at my ex's nose?
that was priceless
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
why'd you two break up anyway?
ʏᴏᴜ
he's a piece of shit
almost killed him in his sleep too
and i don't really feel the spark
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
is that so?
ʏᴏᴜ
lol, why?
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
nothing
ʏᴏᴜ
bombastic side eye
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
you did that wrong
ʏᴏᴜ
no i didn't
don't manipulate me again
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
whatever floats your boat babe
anyway
ʏᴏᴜ
if you're breaking up with me, istg i'll kill you
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
what? no!
not that
i wasn't
promise
i would never
ʏᴏᴜ
man, chill out
what is it?
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
just a hypothetical question
if you and me were to break up
(which will never happen btw, i love you sm)
what will you do?
ʏᴏᴜ
kill you then kill myself
(also i love you too sm, i would really die for you)
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
wtf?
ʏᴏᴜ
yeah
didn't really plan life
i planned in my mind to let you plan my life
like
idk
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
you're weird
ʏᴏᴜ
you love me
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
yeah, i love you
ʏᴏᴜ
wanna watch b99?
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
haven't you got tired of that show?
ʏᴏᴜ
i can't believe you!
maybe this is the start of our breaking point
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
wth????
ʏᴏᴜ
how dare you say that????
ᴋᴀʀᴍᴀ
i'm sorry?
ʏᴏᴜ
i'll forgive you if you give me milkshake
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