Typical Selection Fanfic Moments

Chapter 1

*Main charecter has the most common name ever
Examples: Emily, Tiffany, Crystal
Things like that

*The moment the Prince meets the main character they fall in love

*The moment the Prince just sees the main characters form he immediately loves her

*Main character speaks 14 languages

*Main character knows how to play ever instrument possible

*from now on I'm going to call the main character Emily

*Emily is either a 4 or lower even though America and Maxon already dissolved the caste

*Emily is an 8 yet everybody loves her and thinks she's beautiful

*Emily is absolutely perfect no matter what

*The Prince is also in love with a 2 who is a jerk to Emily because she's a lower caste

*Somehow the royal family developed British accents

*Either the main character lives in Carolina, Sumner, Angeles, or a fake made up providence like Finkle or they live in a providence named after a country like France or Italy which also don't exist

*The Prince's name is also stereotypical. Like the name Alex or Luke

*Emily is rebellious and doesn't want to enter the selection but her parents force her

*Emily is a tomboy who rides skate boards and doesn't care about what people think

*Prince Alex is always spoiled on camera but in real life he's a romantic sweetheart

*Every single date takes place in the garden

*or the roof

*Emily meets Prince Alex a day before she was suppose to

*America and Maxon rarely exist

*Half the time the writer didn't even read the original series

*Emily thinks she's the ugliest thing ever even though Prince Alex tells her she's beautiful everyday

*They say I love you in the 5th chapter
#Emlex

*Emily has the worst self esteem known to man kind

*Elise is never mentioned ever again

*Neither is King Clarkson except...wait for it...wait for it...WAIT FOR IT...when Maxon says "I don't want to be like my father"

*Here's a lesson on Their, There, and They're
Their-Possessive
They're-They are
There- Place

*Authors note is longer than the actual chapter

*The couples can't just kiss they have to peck or smooch or tickle each others lips

*Apperently eyes can talk
"I looked over to him and his eyes begged for me to stop. I rolled my eyes "but I want to" my eyes say. "But don't" his eyes replied."
Please someone teach me how to do this

*There is no such things as paragraphs

*Grammar Lesson #2:
Everyone time a new person talks you start a new paragraph.

Wrong way to do it:
"I love you so much Emily" said Alex. "I love you to" I replied. "Marry me foreber honey boo" "oh yes I will"
(Yes I did purposely make the too to)

Correct way:
"I love you so much" said Alex

"I love you too" I repiled

"Marry me forever honey boo"

"Oh yes I will

*Proofreading doesn't exist

*"Author's Note: SORRY FOR MY BAD ENGLISH. ILL PROFRED LATER

*Grammar Lesson #3
its means possessive like its item
it's means a contraction like it is

*Every chapter is 4 pages long but the author note is 7 pages

*Stereotypical Titles:
The Selection
My Selection
His Dear
A Selection
Another Selection

*The process of her getting ready is written in a collge worthy essay
"I wake up and throw my purpley lilac covers off my soft cushiony sleepers mattress. I throw on my basic blue plaid ambercrombie cotton linen not machine washable fanel and put on my ripped america eagle navy blue denium jeans. I throw my hair into a quick messy braided bun and tie it with my vera bradley messy hair tie with the dark purple and navy blue pattern. Then I throw on my bath and body works red velvet sunset perfume and put it in my hair and all over my body. "Now I'm readi" I whispered to myself in a soft meletoni voice."

Then she immedatly stops being descriptive after that

"I walk down da stairs and into our eating eating room where my mom is eating."

*Punctuation doesn't exist either

*text talk. Does this one really need explaining?
"Omg!! Ttyl bae"

Never use the word bae in a fanfic.
Ever

*Overuse of exclamation points and caps lock
"I walked INTO THE kitchen and there was da SELECTILN FORM!!! I HAD WAITED FOR IT FOR forever!!!!"

*Cover is a picture of a girl in a dress
Pretty sure everybody does that

*Emily must have wavy hair. Always.

*Pet names...just no
No Honeyboo
No PicklePepper Puppy
No Baby Lover
No just NO