On a clear, dark midnight, a little boy named Eric Cartman lies asleep in bed. Little does he know, a visitor is coming to see him soon.
"I... hate... you... guys..." He mumbles. The window opens. The person comes in. "Hehe... this'll sure be fun." The person says as he taps on cartmans shoulder.
"Ooh Kyle- what are you doing?" Cartman says. Cupid Me smacks Cartman. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Cartman yells, jumping up from his bed. "It's me! Hehe!" Cupid Me exclaims, flying around the room. "What does this asshole want now..." Cartman mumbles. "I'm here on a special mission!" Cupid Me says.
"I'm gonna make all your friends fall in love!" Cupid Me giggled. Cartman gives him a blank stare. "What."
"You hate love! I want to change that by making sure you can't escape it!" Cupid Me says, swirling around the room. "Bye-bye now! It starts tomorrow..." He chimes. The window opens again, and Cupid Me leaves. Cartman makes sure to flip him off as he leaves.
Cartman lies back down. 'Probably just a stupid dream'. He thinks as he shuts his eyes. Though he tried to make himself believe it was a dream, deep down he knew.
He would never be prepared for tomorrow.
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The Return of Cupid Me {A SOUTH PARK FANFICTION}
FanfictionCupid Me returns to South Park on a mission- to matchmake all of Cartman's classmates and teach him how beautiful love is.
