𝐍𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐃𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐍𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐫

𝐅𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐇𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐲- 2

After I finished taking a shower me mother send me guh shop fih buy flour and tin mackerel cause u done know seh a Jamaica national dish this.
Me still vex with the woman though after she shame me infront a her future son in-law.

Let me be delusional guys

𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐚𝐡 𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐡 𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐡 𝐦𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐲𝐮𝐡.

Shut up like me did ask yuh nothing.

Before me go a shop me mek sure comb my hair and spray up fih smell good cause me affi look nice fih me man. Me seh when me reach a the shop and a order weh me fih buy the woman weh a serve me a behave like she nuh wah give me the something dem ay sometimes a the ugliest set a gyal dem behave suh inno she shape bad lakka truck kmt.

Anyways me reach back home and me see the piece a shit pit a wash car me hate the fucka u see, me just act like me nuh see him and start walk towards the front door.

"Me see seh u bathe u skin now, atleast u look like a somebody pickney"

When me hear the shit pit seh that me affi turn round fih know if a me him a talk cause no man him fih know him limited man, me see the fucka a smile ay me well wah step inna him face. Ay shame did a kill me inno but me affi hide that and guh inna the house cause me nuh wah come out a me church.

Me carry the something go give the woman and she a ask fih har change can u imagine, after all the money she borrow from me and neva give me back after she seh she ago pay me back. Me did affi seh boom and look pon har real good fih see if she serious. Me kiss my teeth a go inna me room and lock door, yk sometimes me love risk me life though suppose she did fling something inna me head back though fada god, me woulda mek me hubby send har a prison stillz.

"Psssst, pssssst"

Chro blood of Jesus a who a mek suh much noise a me head. Me turn round and go to me window just fih see me shit pit of a new neighbor. "A weh u want and since when we get acquainted enough fih u a mek noise a me window."
No cause me did affi ask him cause him a get too nuff now.

"Easy nuh me just a come fih apologize fih the joke me did mek."

Ohhhh a now him wah apologize this funny bad. "Me did a wonder if me can get you number to since me nuh really know anybody inna the area." Ay guyzzz me did tell uno seh him want me, me glad bag buss yah now. "Whatever sure" I said while giving him my number. " Now like how you get me number please move from me window like a stalk yah stalk me." I said hiding a smile. "Yuh nah fih a deal wid me suh" he said while smiling about to walk away.

Likkle most me forgot.

"Ay shit pit a weh u name" me call out to him before him leave. "A who u a call shit pit mind me come over desso come mek u stop the noise."
A could never me him a talk cause him mussi think say me a him pickney. "
A Kai me name suh nuh forget it ok Jada."

Me rattid the man even mek nickname fih me to pussyclaaat