𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗖 𝗥𝗜𝗭𝗭𝗟𝗘𝗥; 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗮𝘄 𝗺𝗮𝗻

01 - WHO BOUGHT DENJIS NUT??

⛦Denji, you, and pochita were walking after just finishing another job talking.

❝Your tree cutting, gets us 60,00 yen a month. They Kidney I just sold 1,200,000. Sold one of my nuts for.. How much did it go for again? Not even 100,000?❞ Denji said trying to add the amount of cash you three made.

❝Who do you think bought your kidney and nut?❞ You said.❝I don't know, but it gave us money.❞

❝I get buying one kidney, but buying one nut is crazy bro. Like who needs one nut, Shit like that is wild.❞

Both of you thought it was weird but none of you question it because you both got paid anyways.

❝Alright, that bring our debt down too 38,040,000 yen.❞ Denji followed.You and denji high fived at this news while Pochita started barking.

❝Okay okay, come on Pochita. I know!❞ Denji said.❝Alright, lets go kill something then!❞

⛦You pulled put your normal chainsaw as a weapon as denji uses pochita as a weapon.

❝Killing just one devil gets us about 300,00. Thats 150,000 each.❞You say calculating both of your money.

❝Yup, being a Devil Hunter is the best way to make some moola.❞

❝This ones a Tomato Devil, sir.❞Denji says to the debt collector.

❝Yea, It'll come back from the seeds, so you should burn it.❞ You followed on.

❝Good job you two. This corpse'll fetch a hefty sum on the black market. You rewards 400,000.❞You and denji both looked at each other smiling in joy.❝Wow, Thanks!❞

❝Which is 170,000 after subtracting your debt and intrest. Then after taking out the finder fee, etc....❞

Both of your smiles soon turn to frowns as you both did the math.

❝Thats only 70,000 left for us..❞ You patted Denjis back ❝Hey don't beat your self up too hard ❞Denji smiled at you before ruffling your hair.

❝After we use this to pay the water bill, plus the debt we've got from other people... Thats funny, were already down too 1,800 yen.❞

❝You forgot to add we have nothing to eat home.❞ Denji added.

❝Alright, well have to live on this for the rest of the month.❞ You said sighing.

Denji growned as pochita made a sad sound ❝Slice of bread again??❞ Gritting your teeth you replied ❝Yeah..❞

The three of you were interrupted by the debt collector and some guy in a car.

❝So why are we employing a kid and his hot older brother as devil hunters again?❞

❝Even though that kids brother is mighty fine, were making them pay their debt back to us, well more accurately their dads debt.❞

You cringed at them calling you hot. ❝Are they really fit to be Devil Hunters?❞

❝No Devil hunter worth their salt would deal dead devil bodies to the yakuza, now would they? Plus Denji does everything hes told and Y/n sexy ass fuck.❞

The guy driving pulled out the cigarette he was smoking and approached denji.

❝Yo kid, Ill give you 100 yen if you eat this cig!❞❝The fuck?❞❝You mean it sir!? Down the hatch!❞

You felt second hand embarrassment for Denji, watching him throat that cigarette.

The guy started laughing and said ❝Your super hot bro, Ill do anything strange for free.❞ to you.

❝No thanks Im good.❞He said sniffling a bit with tears in his eyes ❝Your loss.❞

❝Well call you the next time there a devil, and remember you'll be jobless if you run away.❞

They drove off as Denji spat out the cig changing his expression to a happy one.❝Weird ass mfs.❞ you thought.

❝Now well be able to eat for three days!❞ Denji said petting Pochita.

❝Dude Im just saying, getting payed 100 yen for eating a cigarette isn't something to be happy about.❞

❝Oh shut up, You mad.❞

❝What ever, kiss my ass.❞