1. " if dicks had wings your mouth would be an airport, bitch"
2. " Your such a slut. The only reason you wear panties is to keep your ankles warm"
3. " I know i should respect your opinion but i find that difficult because you're a fucking idiot."
4. " God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well.. we all make mistakes." ;P
5. " Bitch,I watch NCIS, CIS's AND Criminal Minds. I can make your death look like an accident."