Love Me The Same (BoyxBoy)

The Girl In The Leather Pants

3:45

Its fifteen minutes until Bree gets here and the only successful thing Ive done to prepare for my date with Bree is shower.

My hairs a mess, I dont know what to wear, & Im pressing for time.

I'm raiding my closet for the closest thing to presentable when I hear a knock on the door.

I freeze, & open my room door to be presented with my mom & a H&M bag.

No words were exchanged only gratitude and a plethora of thanks as I tear open the bag to reveal the cutest pair of jet black chinos & a simple yet presentable white shirt.

I put on the clothes and began to check myself out in the mirror admiring myself.

I have to say I look great but something was missing & I couldn't put my finger on it & I only have 5 minutes until Bree gets here.

Pacing back and forth in front of my mirror I hear another knock & go to open the door. Again its my mother standing there with a clear bag.

She hands me the bag slowly but not before adding," I swear Im a better gay than you."

I opened the bag completely clueless on what the hell she could be talking about and find a pouch full of accessories from Henri Bendel. Im in complete and utter shock how can my mom be this perfect and single?

Wait who am I kidding, how can I be this perfect and single?

Its 3:59, pressed for time I throw on my leather jacket and my black oxfords from Aldo & head downstairs to wait on Bree.

Its 4:01 and I began checking to make sure I have everything & I decide that maybe I should text Bree to see where she was.

I pull out my phone and remember that we never exchanged numbers! So now Im nervous.

I began becoming a little skeptical about Bree's attendance and whether she was gonna bail or not but I just met her who am I to know whether she has a history of being punctual or not?

Nervous as all get out I hear a knock on the door that relieves me of all worries as I sprint to the door ready to leave I trip and fall over the couch, I get up in total pain and embarrassment even though no one was around to witness it.

I open the door to Bree's smiling face and apologies.

We began walking to the car & I thought I heard bree say, " Sorry for being late and your outfit looks amazing"

I simply responded with," oh this? I threw this together and I didn't even notice you were late"