Okay so everyone literally everybody everywhere across the entire earth over seven billion people. Everyone knows about We Bare Bears, right? It's a television program from 2015 about three brother bears who try to fit in with actual humans as if that's never been done before. Now if you know me then you should know I'm not really a fan of We Bare Bears. oh I used to be but not anymore. foreshadowing and no it's not really because I grew out of it. I kind of did but I listen.
I just experienced something about the program that was legitimately frightening and I've never wanted to talk about it since until now. Let's just say that between the makings of season two and three, Daniel just wasn't himself. He began to animate in a totally different style and use the totally different voice actor.
I've received a VHS for my cousin for my birthday. It was dirty and scraped up. I tried playing the tape on my bedroom TV a few times but all I got was static and then a black screen. It was a shitty birthday gift. I tried using the living room TV this time and yeah it actually worked.Had the static but instead of cutting to black I cut through the We Bare Bears intro but the lady who usually sung the theme song had a low raspy voice like she had a cold or something. Grizz, Panda and Ice Bear didn't sound any better. Grizz talked in a raspy monotone voice like when my grandpa talks when he's sick. Panda talked in a trying not to cry voice like his true love was about to die or something. Ice Bear talked the way Grizz does but with a lower tone. Everyone else sounded okay I guess.
The episode then cuts the Panda sleeping then the screen just fades to white then it fades back showing Panda. The movies utterly confirming that Panda is dreaming right now. Panda was watching a random movie when all of a sudden gets up from his seat and walks out of the theater before the movie even ended. Panda doesn't even talk to anyone as he walks outside. He just blankly stares at the floor and then he says "Where's my car?". Then the camera pans to a parking spot that shows Grizz and Ice Bear out of breath. They looked like they were going to die of heatstroke and of runs and climbs on top of Grizz and screams "Go forward!". Ice Bear started trudging down the street with Grizz and Panda on top of him. They don't stop. It's somewhere that isn't even their cave. It was a bridge. Had to put Grizz on top of him. Panda and Grizz jumped off the bridge. Ice Bear jumped and clang on the Panda's tail. Grizz, Panda and Ice Bear we're literally shrieking in absolute terror as they fell to the water.As soon as they hit the water, Panda wakes up. Panda gets out of his bed and starts walking to the kitchen. I looked at his alarm clock "2:37 A.M.". Panda Walked and sat down at the table. His eyes were wide open. He didn't make a peep how he didn't even breathe. I was starting to get scared at this point and Panda stands up walks out of the cave climbs on top of the cave and then he just falls once you have the grass. He just stared at the dark sky for a while. His face looked dramatically scary. He had this devilish grin that grew wider and wider unnaturally wide. Every time he wandered somewhere else once he got into the forest, his smile was wider than a chimney. Panda grabbed a shovel off the ground he dug a hole in the ground he threw the shovel across the woods and cover the hole with dirt and I was like "Why would he bury himself? This isn't right.". Yeah it was We Bare Bears but bury no. A creature popped up and screamed super loud. To be honest, I almost crapped myself. That had disappeared.Grizz and Ice Bear woke up and then realized that Panda was missing from his bedroom that morning. They looked everywhere, no luck. They didn't even notice the little hole that panda had buried himself in and text appeared that said "Of this day Panda has remained missing and has never been found.". The sad thing is Panda may be dead now but his brothers don't even know that he is In the dirt. Then the screen said "R.I.P Panda".
Very sad okay.
But then the creature came out and screamed again. I was 67% close to crapping myself.
So you know what? I turned the TV off.
I did the right thing.
I went to the bathroom.
