Bugs x Daffy

The beginning ch 1

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Chapter 1

         'WoooHoo woo hoo' Daffy frolicked his arms as he ran through the forest away from the not so distant gunshots. Until he abruptly stopped and turned to look at the hunter known as Elmer Fudd.     

        "Wait!" Daffy screamed.

       Elmer Fudd stopped with an angry face and shotgun in hand.

       "You see I'm not a duck"

      Elmer Fudd shot a confused look at us before turning back to look at Daffy. "You're not?"

      "No! No, not at all, but I know someone who is'th" Daffy wore a sly smile as he spoke to the naive hunter. Daffy turned his feathered butt around and continued to walk beckoning the hunter along. After a short uneventful walk the two made it to a hole in the ground with a mailbox near. Daffy took one hand off of his hip, while the other remained and pointed at it.

      "This is where you'll find that desthpicable duck" Daffy wore a sly smile and glanced at us.

    "Oh Thank you, thank you" Elmer expressed his gratitude to the sly duck before he pointed his shotgun at the hole. "Now come on out here you duck, I'm going to cook you into a nice stew" Big pointy ears came out first followed by the top half of the owner's body.

       "Eh what's up doc" This was followed by the crunch of a carrot. The gray coated bunny wore a bored look and rested his head on his gloved hand. He wasn't staring at anything specific before he moved his eyes to the shotgun, then to the hunter and finally to Daffy, who has his hands on his hips.
        "It's duck huntin' season and I'm going to have you for my Thanksgiving dinner."

         "Eh that's a tuorkey" his accent was strong on the last word he spoke.

         "Whatever, say your prayers duck!"

      Bugs got up from his hole and stood up next to the other two; he was taller than them by a few inches. "I'm not a duck," he pointed to his ears and said, "ducks don't have these." His look was unamused and his voice was bland when he spoke. His hand then moved towards Daffy "that's a duck, look at his feathers and his white collar." His eyes never wavered from Elmer even though his hand was pointed at Daffy.

     "Lies!" Daffy bursted out, "he's a duck!"

       Elmer got even more confused and pointed his gun at Daffy, than back at Bugs. Bugs now had both hands behind his back and wore the same unamused look.

       "He's a duck"

      "No, He's a duck!"

      "Eh he's a duck doc"
      
      "He's a duck!" Daffy's finger was now pointed at Bugs. The two went back and forth before the loop was finally broken.

       "I'm a duck"

      "No, I'm a duck! Now shoot!"

     Elmer complied and shot. A huge bang rang throughout the forest. Daffy's beak was now backwards on his head and he wore a bored look on his face. He grabbed his bill and turned it back in place. Daffy stomped over to Bugs with fiery in his eyes and poked at the wabbits chest.

      "Now you listen here wabbit-" Daffy was completely cut off by another gunshot. He was flying into the air by it. 'Woohoo woohoo!' Daffy landed on the ground face flat butt up. He quickly clung onto Bugs with a pleading look. "Oh Bugsy boy you gotta help me" Bugs looked directly at us with an unsurprised look. "Okay doc"

     Elmer was aiming for the next shot when Bugs touched his shotgun with his pointer finger aiming it downwards. "That's dangerous doc you ain't tryin' to hurt anyone are ya?" He took another crunch on his carrot while he looked at Elmer.

    "Well yea, I'm tryin' to catch me a duck" His voice was raspy yet babyish. He wore an innocent look on his face. Without Elmer noticing Bugs had stuck a carrot into his gun and glanced back at Daffy who was watching the scene unfold.

    "Oh look, a beautiful woman!" Bugs cried out. This was the queue for him and Daffy to make a run for it, and they did.
     "Hey you lied to me there's no one there" when he turned back around Bugs and Daffy were already running. "Hey!" He attempted to shoot at them but his gun exploded leaving gun powder all over him.

      Daffy's pov

    Bugs chose to help me, it was likely out of pity but I didn't care. I only cared about my own self preservation. Bugs was speaking to the hunter, he had slipped a carrot Into his gun without him noticing. After talking with the hunter he glanced back at me before yelling out that there was a beautiful woman. This was our queue to get out of there, and we did. We booked it while The hunter was looking away, there was a sound of an explosion behind us which I assume was his gun. Bugs let out a sly laugh at that. We stopped running once we had quite the distance between us and the hunter.

      "Well Bugsy looks like I owe ya … again"

      Bugs took a crunch on his carrot and he wore a bored look. It was like he knew I was never going to return the favor. "Well I guess that's my call to leave."  I turned around with a smug look and a puffed chest. My plan worked perfectly. I was able to get both Bugs and I out of there without a scratch.
       "Now wait a minute Daff" I turned around to look at the rabbit.
       "What? it's fine, you can repay me later for saving you." I wore a proud smile while speaking. Bugs seemed unfazed by my words, this annoyed me. He should be grateful the great duck dodger saved the helpless Bugs Bunny.

      "Eh I was wonderin' if you'd like to have dinner sometime, catch up a little."

    Oh yes he must want to show his gratitude to the great duck dodger for saving him. How could I refuse a loyal fan?

      "Well of course Bugsy boy you'd be honored to have me." I held my chest high and wore a bright smile.

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, I will update when I can. I'm sorry if the characters aren't that cannon. I tried my best to make them as close to the cannon as I was able to. Also this is Daffy x Bugs if you don't know what baffy is also try not to strain your eyes use dark mode and don't have your eyes that close.