Haikyuu Oneshots

LITTLE INFATUATION

my favourite little boys :)

have any of you noticed that in kuroken ffs, writers always make it either boring or just annoying to read in the sense of kenma constantly telling kuroo to shut up and/or telling him he's annoying and to go away? like- just all the time

even if it's fluff the teasing just seems too one-sided to be playful banter and kenma always seems to prioritize everything over kuroo

and as a kuroo simp and a veteran (like a year) kuroken lover, i will not stand for this

so i wrote this :)

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Kenma leaves the bathroom he was in immediately after morning practice was over.

Classes don't actually start for another ten minutes, he has time to spare.

He walks over to the corner between the volleyball gym and the school's outside hallway. Kuroo stands there in the small dark lengthy space there, doing something on his phone. Kenma walks on over

"Tetsu."

Kuroo looks up at him and smiles, "Hey, cutie."

Kenma gives a small smile back as he gets closer, "Hi."

Kuroo pulls Kenma close by his waist and kisses his cheek softly

It makes Kenma feel warm. Not warm in the way that makes his cheeks heat up but he feels it bubbling in his lower stomach. It's not new. It feels funny; he likes it

"That's gay," He says instead

Kuroo snorts, "You're gay. I'm bi."

Kenma huffs softly at that, pressing closer to him.

"You look pretty," Kuroo whispers, looking at him in a daze

"Thank you."

"Is that my lip gloss?"

"Wore it for you."

"You don't need to do anything for me."

"I wanted to look pretty when you kissed me."

"Who said I was gonna kiss you?"

"Tetsu."

Kenma deadpans in a way that almost looks like a pout, looking up at him with a semi-pleading look, "Please kiss me?"

Kuroo laughs faintly, "Who said I wasn't going to?"

Kenma scoffs, "You're so annoying"

"You love it."

"I don't."

"You do."

"I don't."

"You do."

"I don't."

"You do."

Kuroo doesn't let kenma say anything else before he presses their lips together slowly and softly, gently pulling Kenma's shirt down as it rode up.

Kenma stands on his tippy toes to kiss him better with a small smile spread across his lips.

Kuroo tastes of pure ecstasy. Sweet and slightly minty from the gum he seems always to be chewing.

Kenma finds his hands sneaking up Kuroo's uniform and pressing against his chest.

It should be gross, Kuroo should be sweaty

But he's not. He never is

His skin is firm but soft, warm but cool, comforting but also a little intimidating somehow.

He loves it

Kenma pulls back after a while, eyes flicking up from Kuroo's lips to gaze into his beautiful golden-hazel eyes before sliding closed again at the small kiss Kuroo plants on his forehead.

"I love you."

"I love you more cutie."

"Do not."

"Do too."

"Do not."

"Do too."

"Do not."

"Do too."

Kenma once again doesn't get to make a retort as Kuroo pecks him on the lips, pulling back so fast it almost makes kenma question if it was even there to begin with.

But he knows it was. From the fluttery warm feeling that was always left behind afterwards.

His eyes close again.

They only open again when Kuroo picks him up bridal style and starts to bring him back to the school building.

"C'mon, class is starting."

"Put me down. I can walk."

"Don't want to."

"I hate you."

"I hate you more."

"Do not-"

"Don't start this with me again Kenma"

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i'm not gonna lie i kind of hate this now i'm posting it but- 💀