this part was written by 27Daniii
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Alan? isn't Alan dead?? well, he should've been..
Y/n then rushed back down the stairs to find jack. "Have you guys seen your dad?" she asked her kids, "he's in the living room, it's not like he has a job or whatever" Michael replied. "why do you ask mom?" Chris asked. "...Sammy has been kidnapped.. b-by a guy who should've been dead a long time ago" all the kids were in expressed utter shock, their brother.. Was kidnapped! They knew their dad could probably handle it so they weren't scared or even cared really.
"Jack!" y/n called out, "what is it my honey bunches of oats?" Jack replied.
"Our son.."
"which one? we got like four of em' y'know"
"OUR SON SAMMY."
"OKAY OKAY.. What about Sammy?"
".. He's been kidnapped.."
".. By whom? gosh you should really say these things in one sentence I mean-"
"OUR SON SAMMY. HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED. BY YOUR SUPPOSEDLY DEAD BROTHER ALAN. HAPPY NOW?"
"...Very.. Well what are we waiting on? lets go save our son!"
And off they went!
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With Alan and Sammy...
"..Okay let me get this straight... you want me, to act frighten when my parents come for the suspense?"
"why yes"
" and you want me to also act surprised if they call out your name since they already know you're my uncle?"
"yup!"
"okay. but.. why?"
"because I'm a whore for reactions and drama"
"oh."
time skip to when Y/n and Jack got there
"Alan!" Y/n said filled with rage, "Y/n, long time no see" Alan replied he had already knew she'd be upset. "Oh! looks like you brought my brother, is he your weapon of choice? What an obedient girl hehe" Alan was messing around at this point.
"Alan...I don't understand.. I.. I.. killed you.." Jack spoke with confusion of course "well yes you might've killed me.. but it wasn't.. me" "what? what do you mean?" "well you didn't actually kill the real me you killed someone who looked like me, I gave him a script to go by when you would make your encounter, you weren't supposed to kill him dude, that just.. messed up.."
"Alan! please just.. JUST STOP PLEASE.. what do you want.."
"hmm let me think.."
"D-do you want t-to have s-s-sex with me again!?"
"..what the fuck mom?"
"..honey.."
"uh-.. no.. you made my car smell like SeaWorld for a whole week."
"Well then what do you want?"
"well I wanna see all of my nieces and nephews of course!"
"wait.. for real?" y/n and jack said at the same time, "yes!.. and one thing for my brother.." Alan then continued on. "what is it?" Jack said.. " you gotta turn yourself into the police.. that wasn't right what you did to that innocent man." Alan said more seriously "NIGG- uh I cant do that.. I can't go to jail now for what I did a few years back.." Jack said, a bit pitiful. "well alright then.. it's not like I done things unlawful.."
doing this whole moment.. Sammy was making the most dramatic gasps ever.. jeez dude at least make it sound believable 🤦🏾♀️
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y'know its kind of weird I have not called Jack, the alpha at all in this part.. oh well! STAY TUNED FOR NEXT TIME YALL‼