Y/n is Cartman's cousin who recently moved in with Cartman, of course, Cartman wants you to join in. You're the one person he slightly tolerates and he wants you to be on his side through everything, knowing that you're very strong.
The timeline is...
Y/n recently moved to South park, she moved in with Eric Cartman, her cousin. Since it's the holidays, Y/n hasn't had to meet basically anyone yet, she's been unpacking and just chilling out in her new home. She had met Kenny, Kenny was there when she started moving in and they became somewhat friends really quickly. She was half- asleep, listening to music in her new room when-
Y/n's POV
"Y/N!!" I have my music on full volume and I could still hear Eric Cartman's loud-ass shout. I pull out an earphone and turn down my music.
"What?!" I shout back. Silence. "WHAT?!" I shout again. Still no response. BANG. Eric bursts through my door. "Jesus Christ man, are you trying to give me a heart attack?"
"Yeah, yeah whatever." This is where I notice, what the hell is he wearing? He looks like a wizard. If his friends are round I don't want to see them, unless it's Kenny. I am not prepared to meet people today, I mean, I look fine I guess but mentally? no. "You have to join the fight" Fight? This is the first time he's mentioned this, I have no clue what he's on about.
"Fight? For what?"
"It's going to be 80% off for the first 30 people in the mall soon and I am the leader of the people, we are going to fight our way into the mall and get Xbox's!" Oh, cheap Xbox 1s?
"I'm in. Actually, wait, what's up with the wizard costume first?" Cartman looks down at his wizard costume then back up at me.
"I'm the King Wizard."
"Like king of Wizards?"
"No! I'm a king who happens to be a wizard. We're doing everything based on Game of Thrones."
"I haven't watched GOT and neither have you. Do the characters have to be based in GoT characters?"
"Usually yes I think, but we can make an exception. If you join I want you to be a maiden because we already have Lady McCormick. Also, I started watching it recently dipshit" Lady McCormick? Like.. Kenny McCormick? That's pure gold. I have to see this.
"Fine, I accept your offer." Eric looks satisfied with my response, he quickly pulls his hands from behind his back and throws a dress at me, clearly he came prepared. "A dress? You know I don't usually wear dresses."
"Bitch you're a maiden, you're wearing the dress. I spent MY money on it so you better wear it." He bought this himself? Well, if I'm going to be a maiden I have to get into the role. What's the worst that could happen? It's all in a bit of fun. "Meet me downstairs, everyone else is going to be in the basement." The dress he bought is genuinely beautiful. "Oh and bring down some keys for the back door, I can't find mine." Eric leaves me, closing my door behind him. I put on the dress (You can imagine a different one if you want but I really liked this one.)
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It's stunning, usually I wouldn't wear dresses but this one is beautiful. I guess I should head downstairs, Wizard Cartman is waiting. I stroll down the stairs and see Eric.
