Situations [Ronnie Radke x Max Green]

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A hand shook Max awake. 

"Hey, Virgin, you gonna wake up?" A voice whispered.

Ronnie was looking over him.

"What time is it?" Max groaned.

"Five forty." Robert answered, dropping a box of pizza on the table.

"Shit, has- uh- my mom called me?" Max slowly sat up and rubbed his face, forgetting about the  fresh piercings. 

"I wouldn't know, your phone's in your ass pocket." Ronnie shrugged. 

Max patted his jeans looking for his phone, it was in fact in his ass pocket. 

No missed calls, one message from Mom. 

"Hey buddy, working late today. Won't be home until 8:30. There's lasagna in the fridge. Love you." 

Max replied.

"No worries, going to a party tonight, love you too."

"Can we pick up Craig on our way there?" Monte questioned, picking the cheese off his pizza slice. 

"Yeah, as long as he's not shit faced." Robert affirmed. 

"Do we have to have Craig in the car?" Ronnie blurted. "Can't we like, put her in the trunk."

"Him!" Monte objected. 

"Whatever." Ronnie scoffed.

"Do we have to have you in the car, Ronald?" Robert shot back.

Ronnie ignored him and turned back to Max, who was putting his shirt back on.

"What size do you wear?" Ronnie asked Max, it seemed like he had an idea. 

"Uhh medium." Max Replied. 

"YES." Ronnie rejoiced. 

"Why are you so happy, dude?" Monte side eyed Ronnie. 

"Because Max over here is going to borrow your clothes, Montgomery Bryan Money." Ronnie wagged a finger in Monte's face. 

"First of all: My first name's not Montgomery, jackass. Second: He's actually going to look so sick in my clothes, man." Monte lazily fist bumped Ronnie. 

Ronnie pulled open Monte's unsurprisingly well organized closet and started to style Max. 

He threw a pair of ripped girl jeans at him, along with a band shirt max was far too tired to read, a jean jacket, a studded belt, and a hand full of necklaces and bracelets. 

Max put the items on in the bathroom and looked in the mirror. 

"Holy shit." He said under his breath. He walked out of the bathroom, feeling pretty confident. 

"This is what happens when we listen to me, guys" Ronnie pointed to Max. 

"Goddamn." Robert nodded.

Monte gave Ronnie a backhanded compliment. 

"This is the first good idea you've had, like ever." 

"Gee thanks." Ronnie rolled his eyes. 

The boys played video games and worked on the large cheese pizza Robert had order early until the time came to pick up Craig.

"Let's go Ronnie!" Robert pounded on the bathroom door.

"One fucking second." Ronnie was putting eyeliner on Max. 

"Okay. We're done." Ronnie threw Monte's eyeliner back in his drawer.

The boys ran out of Monte's house and piled into their normal spots in Robert's car.