Thee Successors of Sire Mozart

Chapter 4 - The Funeral

It wasn't the most beautiful day outside, the rain pattering on the windows and roofs, Lynn and Floh had almost finished with all the preparations for the funeral. They had the knights set it up atop the dragon burial grounds for this special occasion.

Amos rubbed a drop of sweat from his forehead, "All done," he said as he panted "All of the preparations for the funeral have been made."

"Thank you, Amoster. I know it has been a tough couple of days for you. We appreciate your hard work, truly. You will be rewarded."

Lynn was the more generous King of the two, he had always taken more pity on his people and helped them more than Floh did. But that's what made them such great leaders, the perfect contrast yet all the same royalty. They were on their way to the funeral now, prancing gracefully out to their limo, hand in hand.

Koham greeted them as they entered the fine limousine and began to drive. They took in the view of their beautiful kingdom only for it to be poisoned by the view of that saddened pest, Jes, stumbling in the direction of the funeral.

"EW LMFAOOOO!" the kings howled in unison as they saw Jes.

Koham looks back curiously to see what the Kings are laughing about, looking out the window, he spots Jes and joins in on the laughter. Just then, a devilish idea strikes Koham.

"Hold on tight boys," Koham says with a shit-eating grin on his face, "This is about to turn into quite the bumpy ride."

Koham viciously turns the wheel and charges full speed straight at Jes. With a swift pivot of the car, Jes is flying in the air, landing on their tiny penis, breaking all they had. Lynn was suddenly reminded that their head Knight, Amos, also had severed balls and started breaking down at the thought. Jes, who was now clutching their now completely gone penis, was squirming in pain. With a snap of Floh's fingers, Tahz was summoned and dragged Jes to the funeral herself, not bothering to attend to Jes' wounds, as it didn't make much of a difference, considering Jes' dick had always been less than a cm long.

"LOL no dick," Tahz said, uncharacteristically, but earning a hyena-like chuckle from the royals in the limo.

Back to Koham, he is now picking up King Lynn and King Floh, as they are dressed in the best attire. Spotless sharp black suits, with a little yellow flower to represent Kal. And his obesity.

"Ugh! When are we going to get there? I can't wait any longer, just to see that whale being buried. It's just making me excited thinking about how much I'm going to be hollering and cackling while I'm there."

"God damn Floh you are a weirdo!"

King Floh brushed it off and stared out the window, seeing the destination soon. Lynn sips his wine when in the distance he sees... Tahz carrying Jes! Oh my what a sight it was, it looked like a deformed donkey dragging a sea horse. King Lynn chuckles at the sight and continues back to sipping wine.

Now, everyone is finally there, and everything is in place. Kal is resting in a 5 km crater where dirt lies, being ready to be buried. Sir Amos looks solemnly while Mable is munching on popcorn. As King Floh and King Lynn step out of the vehicle, Koham gets out to watch too. The process begins as dirt is slowly laid upon the dead whale. Tahz and Jes finally make it, when the dirt covers 1/3 of Kal's fatass body. With Tahz's curiosity growing, she accidentally steps too close and-

PLOP! Tahz and Jes fall right on top of Kal's lifeless body.. But wait... The heavy impact of the dirt is slowly pushing them further into the crater.

"H-HEY!! HELP ME OUT HERE!" Tahz shouted still holding onto Jes.

King Lynn looks at King Floh, as Floh is chortling out of his mind seeing the sight of Tahz and Jes being suffocated by a lil fatty, as Lynn joins the chortling and sophisticatedly sips his wine like the Royal he is.