Today is a very eventful day for the zoo. something spectacular is happening right within this enclosure! if you take a look you can see the wonderful Yurii! they are pretty common to find right within the shelf of your books and they have a relaxed yet deadly personality, considering they don't move around during the day. but in the night they are lethal. I must warn you though with one book they can turn slow and calm to feisty and feral. for example, "Heaven's Official Blessing." they live off of homemade cooking, ramen, and variations of the drink, monsters.
Today they are taking there first step out of there cocoon that we call the "bedroom" to get a breath of fresh air we all deserve. oh look its moving! The camera pans over to the enclosure zooming in to see the animal embarking on its first steps to touch grass. the Yurii is going to touch grass as a ritual after searching up on there Wattpad "man x man x man x man x women x women gay and straight anal sex bottom bondage" there religion is all about grass. the greener the grass the closer they are to being cleansed and forgiven for reading such things. the camera zooms in closer looking at the abomination we call a yurii. as it gets on his knees and bows to the grass. as the grass was in peek performance for worshiping.
After an hour of the Yurii mumbling to itself for forgiveness he gets up slowly embarking back into the cocoon. It will now stay in there for the next 2 years.
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A day in a life of a wild species...A Yurii
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